You Never Knew You Needed Halloween Fruit Until This Target Collection

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As you prepare your weekend shopping list for Target (which for me usually consists of good vibes and a refreshing Starbucks drink, but you do you), be sure to add “Halloween fruit.” What exactly is that? Let us enlighten you so you can share in our excitement for this adorable spooky season decor that you probably never realized you needed.

It’s not as bizarre as it sounds to illuminate various types of fruit when we’ve been lighting pumpkins for ages (well, not literally ages, but you get the point). Since pumpkins are technically fruits, Target has simply expanded our options for fruity Halloween decor. You can keep your traditional gourds (although we might want those too) — we’re all about these charming light-up Halloween pineapples instead. At just $10 each, who could resist?

Living in the South, I’m much more likely to encounter pineapples and other fruits in nature than pumpkins. Here, we usually grab our pumpkins from the grocery store, which is far less festive. I’m fully on board with diversifying our Halloween jack-o’-lanterns! Check out this adorable pair of smiling lemons, ready to add some Halloween spirit to your kitchen counters. Need those immediately!

And don’t miss these delightful pears! They’re practically beaming to join your Halloween decor, and miraculously, they’re only $5 for a pair. How does Target always manage to know exactly what we’ll love, especially when it’s just $5?

Another cute find is this strawberry jack-o’-lantern, which is missing its lower jaw, but that just adds to the charm as we aim for a mix of cute and spooky.

This collection is way too adorable for its own good; we should probably just set up direct deposits to Target because they consistently hit the mark.

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