I’m the One Who Cracks Jokes About Poop, Farts, and Other Gross Stuff

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Sometimes, I feel like I’m stuck in a middle school boy’s brain. I can’t help but find humor in all things deemed “gross” by society: farts, poop, burps, and anything related to the human body—especially when it comes to the more taboo subjects like genitalia and, yes, even butts. My kids are right there with me, and my partner, while he may not join in on every joke, definitely appreciates a good laugh now and then.

In our household, I’ve unofficially claimed the title of the family comedian, particularly when it comes to anything involving bodily functions. I take pride in my ability to find innuendos in everyday comments. My partner might think I’m childish (he won’t say it out loud, though), but I know he secretly thinks I’m hilarious. Just look at the way I’m holding back now! I could easily turn this into one long joke about penises, but I’ll refrain—at least for now.

I could apologize for my crude sense of humor, but honestly, why should I? Pranks and a bit of raunchiness aren’t just for men. Contrary to popular belief, women can be just as funny, silly, and outrageous. In fact, I’d argue that women are uniquely suited to tackle the more uncomfortable and gross aspects of life because, let’s face it, being a woman involves navigating a lot of inherently messy experiences.

One of my favorite topics to bring up with mixed company is menstruation and the joys of leukorrhea. I relish the awkwardness it brings to the men around me. Honestly, they should be thankful for the free education! Why is it that women often know more about male anatomy than men know about female anatomy? My own partner, who I’ve shared four kids with, didn’t even know what ovulation was. And yes, I’ll keep reminding people of that little gem—it’s just too funny to let go!

So, what exactly is “guy” stuff? Let’s break this down. We typically categorize things like business, sports, video games, technology, and outdoor activities as “male-oriented.” But why? Please spare me the clichés about stereotypes; they’re just as absurd as they are limiting. Why do men get to claim discussions about our bodily functions? I want to talk about the gross stuff too!

Let’s challenge this false binary. Just as there’s no such thing as toys or clothes that belong to a specific gender, I reject the notion of “guy” stuff. In fact, I reject the idea that anything is inherently gendered. We’re no longer living in a time where we need to categorize everything as “will eat us” or “will not eat us.” We have the luxury of time to explore the complexities of life, so let’s not waste it on outdated stereotypes.

We can embrace nuance and celebrate the overlap between genders. Let’s not be surprised when women are the loud, assertive ones in relationships. We’re not confined to a meek narrative; we can be bold, outrageous, and unapologetic. So, bring on the fart jokes!

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Summary:

This article humorously explores the author’s affinity for crude humor and bodily functions, challenging the notion that such topics are exclusive to men. It emphasizes that women can equally enjoy and engage in raunchy humor, while also confronting gender stereotypes. The author encourages a broader acceptance of humor across gender lines.