70 Hilarious Elf Jokes & Puns That Will Keep You Laughing

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Delight Your Elf with These 70 Amusing Elf Jokes & Puns

Did you catch the one about the self-assured elf? She had excellent elf-esteem.

by Jamie Parker
Updated: March 21, 2022
Originally Published: November 17, 2021

Elves are whimsical little beings that bring laughter to our lives. Just look at Will Ferrell in Elf! Their enthusiasm for Christmas is contagious, not to mention their quirky outfits — especially those adorable shoes that can brighten anyone’s day. If you’re aiming to enhance your collection of dad jokes (or mom jokes, since we know moms truly reign supreme), knowing some clever elf jokes is a fantastic way to go. At the very least, they offer a perfectly seasonal distraction while you’re hiding that pesky Elf on the Shelf for another year.

Plus, with these witty jokes and puns in your repertoire, you can easily slip them into cards or use them to tease your little one. You could even save yourself the hassle of brainstorming Elf on the Shelf antics by jotting one of these jokes on a Post-It note to tuck under that mischievous little prankster each night. The reality is, these jokes are perfect for any time of year.

To make your life easier, we’ve gathered a collection of side-splitting elf jokes and puns that will keep both you and your kids giggling all day long.

Elf Jokes to Play With

What type of music do elves enjoy most? Wrap.
What currency do elves always carry? Jingle bills!
Why do Santa’s helpers attend therapy? To boost their elf-esteem.
What do Santa’s elves exclaim when they snap a photo? “Let’s take an elfie!”
What do you call an elf who’s selfish? Elfish.
What do you refer to a naughty elf? A rebel without a Claus!
What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What did the elf say after receiving praise for her piano skills? “Thanks; I’m elf-taught.”
Whose music is a favorite among elves? Elf-is Presley.
What car brand do elves drive? Toy-otas.
What do you call an elf who’s loaded? W-elfy!
What did one elf say to the other who wouldn’t lend a carving tool? “Don’t be elfish.”
What’s Santa Claus’ employment status? Elf employed.
How did Santa achieve fame? “He’s an elf-made man.”
How did the teacher instruct the elves to line up before break? In elf-abet-ical order!
What kind of pictures do elves treasure? Elfies.
Where do elves cast their votes? The North Poll.
Why did everyone encourage Sally the Elf to run for office? She has high elf-esteem.
What do you call an elf who redistributes Christmas gift wrap to those in need? Ribbon Hood.
What do you call an elf who tells cheesy Christmas jokes? A real Christmas card!
Who is Santa’s helpers’ favorite character from Stranger Things? Elelfen.
What’s the self-care motto of elves after the holiday rush? “Treat yo’elf.”
What do elves get instead of athlete’s foot? Mistle toe!
Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
What is Jingle the Elf’s preferred positive affirmation? “Believe in your elf.”
How did Santa’s helper improve his low elf-esteem? He read an elf-help book!
What does Santa say to his elves on Christmas Eve? “Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
What do you call an elf who is self-educated? Elf-taught.
What type of art do elves love to create? Elf-portraits!
What did the mama elf tell her mischievous child? “Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What do elves use in the kitchen while cooking? Kitchen u-tinsels!
What do vegetarian elves dine on? Elfalfa.
Where do elves go when they aren’t feeling well? The elf-centre!
What’s Santa’s helpers’ go-to convenience store? 7-Elelfen.
How do Santa’s elves access different floors in the North Pole workshop? They take the elf-avator.
Why did Father Christmas need to close the workshop one day? For an elf and safety inspection.
What creature never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
What do you call an elf who joins the twelve others in Santa’s workshop? The twelf!
What do you call a Santa’s helper with a rags-to-riches tale? Cinderelfa.
How did Santa instruct his elves to check their email? “First, yule log on…”
What does Santa use after grooming his beard? Elftershave.
Who’s an elf’s favorite vocalist? Elfa Fitzgerald.
What sport do elves enjoy the most? Miniature golf.
What do you call an elf who runs a business? A small business owner.
What do elves say when they meet mutual acquaintances? “Small world!”
What goes into elves’ pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.
What sign hangs at the entrance of Santa’s elves’ workshop? “Dance as elf there was no tomorrow!”
What do elves use to walk when they’re injured? Candy canes.
Where do elves go to achieve fame? Holly-wood.
If an elf can’t accomplish something immediately, how do they cope? Shelf it for later.
Some say elves are shy, but I believe hobbits can be Shire.
Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf chuckles and strolls under it.
A teacher notices an elf in the music room. “What brings you here?” the teacher asks. “I’m taking music classes,” the elf replies. “But why?” the teacher inquires. “Santa requires it of all Christmas elves now,” the elf responds. “It’s meant to enhance our rapping skills.”
What do you call an elf that hides in a Christmas bakery? A mince spy!
What do elves have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What does Mrs. Claus use for baking cakes? Elf-raising flour.
What’s an elf’s favorite crunchy snack? Jingle Pringles.
Where do elves and reindeer go for hot chocolate? Star-bucks!
Did you hear about the red-haired elf helping Mother Christmas? He’s a gingerbread man.
Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do socialist elves endorse? Redistribution of welf.
What might bother a regular person but not an elf? Coming up short.
What’s the elves’ least favorite Christmas tune? “Noelf.”
What’s another term for Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call an elf who wins the lottery? Welfy.
Why doesn’t Santa visit the hospital? He has private elf care.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t dated in over two years? Elf on the shelf.
What’s an elf’s top band? The Pixies.
Why did the elf pray? He wanted to connect with his higher elf.
What happens to elves who misbehave? They get the sack.

This article was originally published on November 17, 2021.

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In summary, these 70 light-hearted elf jokes and puns are perfect for bringing laughter and joy into your home all year round, whether for your kids or as a fun twist to your holiday traditions.

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