Pepperidge Farm Launches Adult-Sized Goldfish – Finally!

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In a delightful turn of events, Pepperidge Farm has introduced Goldfish Mega Bites, a version of the beloved snack tailored specifically for adults. No longer do we have to sneak bites from our children’s snack stash; these new, larger fish-shaped crackers are designed for grown-up tastes and hands.

Each Mega Bite is 50% bigger than the classic Goldfish and comes in a variety of bold flavors. According to the brand, 40% of Goldfish crackers are enjoyed by adults, a trend that has been growing over the years. “Mega Bites is a bigger, bolder, cheesier ‘reboot’ of the classic Goldfish that has delighted kids for nearly six decades,” said a spokesperson from Pepperidge Farm.

Jenna Blackwood, the chief marketing officer for Campbell Snacks, expressed excitement about this new direction for the brand. “We’re thrilled to expand our offerings to include snacks that appeal to all age groups—whether you’re in a college dorm, snacking at your desk, or just enjoying a moment of indulgence,” she said.

The days of hastily grabbing handfuls of tiny fish during busy moments are over. With Mega Bites, adults can savor their snacks at their own pace, enjoying flavors like Sharp Cheddar and Cheddar Jalapeño, which promise a satisfying crunch and a dash of excitement.

Who knows what the future holds? Today, it’s adult-sized Goldfish, but tomorrow we could be enjoying chicken nuggets shaped like our favorite loungewear or Rose-flavored juice boxes. The potential is limitless.

Goldfish, which first made its U.S. debut in 1962, were originally intended as a snack for cocktail parties. It seems they have always been meant for us adults after all. You can find Goldfish Mega Bites at your local grocery store for $2.69 per 5.9 oz. bag. Be sure to treat yourself!

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