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95+ Baby Captions to Showcase Your New Arrival on Instagram
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By Jenna Thompson
Updated: March 21, 2022
Originally Published: January 14, 2022
We all have countless photos cluttering our phones—most of which are of our little ones. They’re always doing something adorable or hilarious that we just have to capture, especially with a new baby in the mix. We want to hold onto every smile and cuddle, sharing these precious moments on social media so we never forget a thing! When you’re set to share those adorable snapshots on Instagram, you’ll need a stash of cute and clever baby captions. That’s often the tricky part… but not this time! You’re busy being an amazing parent (and marveling at how photogenic your baby is, of course). We’ve compiled a delightful collection of baby captions for you to save and use.
These playful and heartwarming captions are perfect for Instagram, but they’ll also fit right in on Facebook, Twitter, or wherever you want to show off your little bundle of joy. Ready to fill your feed with cute baby pics? You bring the baby, we’ll provide the captions. Teamwork makes the dream work, right? Let’s declutter that digital space and brighten up the internet!
Funny Baby Captions
- Product of Netflix and chill.
- Shhh, don’t tell my parents… but I’m winning.
- Why are you so obsessed with me?
- Sentenced to 9 months — released early for good behavior.
- I still live with my parents.
- Ain’t no Mama like the one I’ve got.
- Storm Pooper.
- I’m not crying; I’m just ordering dinner.
- Eat, nap, repeat.
- Of course I’m cute! Have you seen my Mommy?
- “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” — Billy Madison
- Our sequel is released!
- Nobody puts baby in a corner.
- The snuggle is real.
- This home runs on cuddles and caffeine.
- You’re my favorite reason ever to lose sleep.
- Hello, I’m new here!
- Tax deduction.
- Ice, ice baby.
- Spit happens.
- Naptorious K.I.D.
- I got my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind. #laidback
- Future crawler.
- Product of quarantine and chill.
- Hello, my name is Trouble.
- Alexa, change my diaper.
- I’ll have a bottle of your finest house white, please. (Milk, y’all… we mean milk.)
- Instructions not included.
- My mom’s not a regular mom; she’s a cool mom.
- My parents think they’re in charge. They’re so cute.
- Boss baby.
- Fresh out of the oven and ready for snugglin’.
Sweet Baby Captions
- You’re everything I never knew I wanted.
- Dream big, little one.
- The littlest things in life truly are the best things.
- I’m made of sugar (and a little bit of spice!).
- Happiness is the laughter of children.
- More than expected, better than imagined, and all I could have wished for.
- When life gets me down, I think of this face.
- We made a wish, and you came true.
- Home is where my baby is.
- It only took nine months to create a lifetime of love.
- It turns out fairy tales do come true.
- Your first breath took ours away.
- You’re so small, yet you take up my entire heart.
- I don’t know yet who you will be, but I know you are my everything.
- I love you to the moon and back.
- No matter how big you get, you’ll always be my baby.
- Little one, you are so loved.
- Twinkle twinkle, little star. Do you know how loved you are?
- You are my greatest adventure.
- This tiny human is my whole heart.
- Babies change everything.
- I’ll love you more than you’ll ever know.
- Ten tiny fingers, ten perfect toes; fill our hearts with love that overflows.
- I wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
- Be still, my heart!
- You are my happily ever after.
- You were the missing piece to our puzzle.
- Thank you for choosing me.
- Our family is now complete.
- From head to toe, you’re all the joy I know.
- You are my legacy, little one.
- My greatest gift is you.
- You are my sunshine.
- Happiness is homemade.
- There’s nothing like a newborn baby’s smile.
- It’s the little things in life.
- You can outgrow a mother’s lap, but never her heart.
- Thank you for making me a mommy.
- You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
- Tiny but mighty.
- Words cannot describe how happy I am right now.
- Let me love you a little more before you’re not little anymore.
- Now I genuinely believe in love at first sight.
- From small beginnings come great things.
- You are my masterpiece.
- I may not be perfect, but when I look at you, I know I did one thing perfectly right.
- If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.
- We will never have this day again, so let’s make it count!
- The days are long, but the years are short.
- You complete me.
- You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
- Together is my favorite place to be.
- You’re the apple of my eye.
- Babies are a link between angels and humans.
- A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a home happier.
- Sometimes the smallest things take the most room in your heart.
- Let her sleep, for when she wakes up, she will move mountains.
- Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.
- Twinkle twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?
- My cute baby boy reminds me of how much love is still there in the world. Do you like it? We made it ourselves.
- Have you made people yet?
- The second man to have stolen my heart.
- The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts.
- My mother thought I was the cutest in the family. You proved her wrong.
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Summary
This post provides a comprehensive list of over 95 baby captions perfect for Instagram, designed to help showcase your new arrival. From funny one-liners to sweet sentiments, these captions will capture the heartwarming moments you want to share with the world. As you upload those adorable baby photos, remember these catchy phrases to complement them.