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I’m a freelance writer contributing to Home Insemination Kit, where my essays humorously explore the ups and downs of parenting. My reflections resonate with parents of younger school-aged kids, as I’m currently experiencing this exciting yet chaotic chapter of life.
I hold a Bachelor of Science in Kinesiology from Michigan State University and a Doctorate in Physical Therapy from Des Moines University. After over a decade in clinical practice, I now work remotely within the healthcare sector.
In my spare time, I’m busy with various personal writing endeavors and maintaining a parenting blog at mommignonfumes.com. Inspired by my two young children, I started an online humor account focused on parenting jokes that has struck a chord with many fellow parents and caregivers. My goal is to highlight that while parenting can be overwhelming and emotional, there’s always a way to discover the lighter side of it all!
Let’s be real
I’m Messy & I’m Done Having Feelings About It
By CJ Kelsey
Nobody’s perfect, and it’s okay to not have everything under control.
Slow Down
My Daughter Is 7 Going On 17 & I Don’t Know How To Handle It
By CJ Kelsey
Bras, smartphones, boyfriends—she wants it all.
Enough
My Kid Refuses To Throw Anything Out
By CJ Kelsey
Her collections—from candy to junk—can be, well, problematic to say the least.
No More No
Is It Too Late To Become A ‘Yes’ Mom?
By CJ Kelsey
Candy for breakfast? Honestly, at this point, maybe!
Just Gonna Lay Here
Sunday Scaries Came For Me, & I Hid
By CJ Kelsey
Procrastination wins every time, and I’m surprisingly okay with that. Am I still screwing up?
This Gentle Parenting Stuff Sure Isn’t Easy
By CJ Kelsey
I carry a lot of self-doubt, much of it tied to my parenting ability.
I Am Good Enough
I’m Done With New Year’s Resolutions
By CJ Kelsey
No more “new me.” I’m good. Well, not yet!
That Time My Kid Googled ‘Kissing’ On His School Computer
By CJ Kelsey
Reader, I panicked.
Parenting
I’m A Hot Mess Mom, But I’m (Mostly) Ok With It
By CJ Kelsey
Every year I promise that this will be the year things will change.
Someone Really Stinks
I Was Not Prepared For Stinky Pits This Early
By CJ Kelsey
Honestly, I didn’t know how to handle this.
Tug-of-War
Oh God, My Kid Is Just As Stubborn As Me
By CJ Kelsey
And then I realized: I was losing a battle to a tiny version of myself.
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In summary, CJ Kelsey uses humor to navigate the challenges of parenting, sharing relatable experiences that many can appreciate. With a solid educational background and years of professional experience, she aims to foster a community where parents can find laughter amid the chaos.