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So, as I reflect on my upbringing in 2022, I can’t help but wonder: was she onto something?
By Jamie Foster
Updated: Feb. 20, 2024
Originally Published: July 15, 2022
You know the saying, “God made dirt, and dirt don’t hurt”? I’m a huge fan of that philosophy. My mom, however, had a different take: “God made dirt, and dirt breeds germs.”
My mom’s aversion to germs is legendary. She adores the scent of bleach and can’t get enough of disinfectant wipes. Over the years, I’ve been warned about the dangers of unwashed pillows, the risks of raw chicken, and the ultimate germ threat: going to bed with damp hair.
Before the pandemic, her cleaning habits seemed a bit over the top to me, but once COVID-19 hit, it felt like she was a soldier ready for battle. While I’ve definitely paid more attention to germs since then, I still have my doubts about some of her claims.
In the spirit of fairness—and with a comedic intent to debunk her theories—I decided to consult science. I reached out to Family Nurse Practitioner, Lisa Myles, from Indianapolis, IN, for the real scoop on my mom’s most cautious behaviors.
Do I need to wash a pillow as soon as I bring it home from the store?
Lisa Myles: This is a tricky one! The standard advice is yes! Just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s clean or free of irritants. Since you lay your head on it nightly, it’s best to wash a new pillow before using it, and then about four times a year. To reduce washing frequency, consider a pillow protector.
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Should I bathe my toddler every day?
Myles: Unless there are specific skin conditions, that’s unnecessary and could even be harmful. Daily baths can strip the skin of good bacteria and natural moisture. Generally, bathing two or three times a week is enough. If you struggle with body odor or certain skin issues, consult your dermatologist, who may recommend more frequent showers.
Jamie 1, Mom 1
Back in the 80s, the consensus was to rinse uncooked chicken before cooking it. What does science say about that?
Myles: You absolutely do not need to wash chicken before cooking. Rinsing does not eliminate bacteria like salmonella and can actually spread it throughout your kitchen. The best way to deal with chicken is to store and cook it properly.
Advantage Jamie, Mom 1
Does going to bed with wet hair make you sick?
Myles: No, being cold or having wet hair doesn’t cause illness. Viruses and bacteria are the culprits. The belief that cold weather brings on sickness likely stems from the fact that more people congregate indoors during winter, increasing the chance of exposure to germs. So, it’s not wet hair that leads to illness.
The verdict is in: science backs me up! This victory brings a sense of joy, and while it might be tempting to gloat, I prefer to take a gracious approach. I appreciate my mom for her concern over things I often overlook. Her love for me and my child is evident in her desire to keep us safe and healthy. So, with all due respect and affection, I say, “Thanks, Mom, but I’m still right!”
Jamie Foster enjoys piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and, of course, soft rock. Originally from Miami, FL, she now resides in Indianapolis, IN, enjoying life as a single mom while surrounded by her close-knit friends and family. She finds humor where she can and often looks for lost change under the couch cushions.
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In summary, while my mom’s cleaning habits might seem extreme, science provides clarity on many of her fears. It’s important to balance cleanliness with practicality, and through this exploration, I’ve gained a deeper appreciation for my mom’s love and concern.