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While some of my predecessors campaigned for positions with elaborate posters and catchy slogans, I wasn’t exactly eager to take on the role. In fact, I was pretty resistant. To say I was tricked seems a bit dramatic, so let’s just say I was gently encouraged, albeit under slightly misleading circumstances, to join the PTO board at my kids’ elementary school. When one of my favorite teachers made a desperate plea at the last minute, I felt compelled to say yes. Now, after a year of co-presidency, I can confidently share: the PTO board isn’t quite what you imagine. Sure, it might be sometimes, but based on my experiences, there are several truths you need to know.
We’re Not Just Type-A Moms
First and foremost, we aren’t just a group of type-A stay-at-home moms. Sure, I’m type-A, but our vice president is often in a frenzy and once had a bag of dog poop dangling from her car window during pickup. That’s not a metaphor, and she’d gladly share the story! We are a mix of personalities, like a collection of misfit toys, yet we manage to work together effectively. Some of us are obsessed with organization while others show up late to meetings without even a pen. There’s room for everyone! We’re not all sweet and crafty; we can be a bit rough around the edges, and when I attempted face painting for a carnival, let’s just say I didn’t exactly create masterpieces.
The Hustling Spirit
What really brings us together is our hustling spirit. Each of us juggles part-time jobs, side gigs, or extra kids along with our PTO duties. There’s little time for leisurely coffee chats. Instead, we maintain a chaotic text thread (thanks to one sneaky Android user) filled with an overwhelming list of tasks. Somehow, we get everything done, even if it’s a bit messy – and that’s perfectly fine.
The Workload
And let me tell you, it’s a tremendous amount of work. Like, I-can’t-believe-how-overwhelming-this-is level work. It’s not just sweet bake sales and gifts for teachers; it’s a daily grind involving countless tasks that teachers and students depend on throughout the year. We organize the lost and found, plan field trips and enrichment activities, show appreciation for teachers, run events, attend meetings, and raise thousands of dollars to keep everything running smoothly. It’s practically a part-time job without any pay – though the rewards can be priceless.
Finding Volunteers
Finding volunteers for various projects is much harder than you might expect. When it comes to field trips, everyone jumps in. But for event setups and fundraiser planning? The volunteer list shrinks dramatically. Often, it’s the same small group of helpers, or a couple bribed by board members. Many people think we have all the support we need or that their schedules won’t allow them to pitch in. The truth? We can work around you — and we don’t have enough time for all of it either!
We appreciate all the helpers, even those who can only lend a hand once. It’s not about credit or recognition; we roll our eyes at that notion. We’re just grateful for any contribution.
Unexpected Friendships
The biggest surprise? The people you meet become true friends. I barely knew three-fourths of the board before last year, and now they’re my go-to support system. They’ve helped me through tough times, stocked my fridge when my family was sick, and picked up my kids during challenging stretches. This quirky, unconventional group, who endured a year of PTO chaos together for a common cause, has turned into a solid network of support and friendship. Who would’ve thought? Not me! (But we still need more help! Sign up today!)
Additional Resources
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Summary
Joining the PTO can be a surprising experience, filled with hard work and unexpected friendships. It’s not just about bake sales; it’s about teamwork, juggling responsibilities, and making a difference in your child’s school. Those who join will find a welcoming community, and there’s always room for more help.