5 Nostalgic Songs from the ’80s and Early ’90s That I Just Can’t Let Go Of

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As we reflect on our past, it’s easy to engage in a bit of retrospective modification. The unfortunate hairstyle you sported for picture day can be glossed over with a nod to the ’80s fascination with voluminous locks. The senior quote that you thought was intellectually profound but turned out to be rather juvenile—“Irony!” you assert.

While it’s a privilege of age to curate a more stylish persona, some aspects simply cannot be overlooked. I may have been an early fan of grunge bands like Soundgarden and Pearl Jam, but I also attended multiple Poison concerts and eagerly awaited a glimpse of the band Enuff Z’Nuff boarding their tour bus. We all have our musical missteps tucked away, metaphorically enveloped in a neon windbreaker and a poster of a bygone party animal.

Let’s embrace the awkwardness! Here are some truly uncool songs from the past that I still enjoy wholeheartedly.

1. “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger

Let’s face it, this track has never been considered cool. It did peak at No. 1 in Canada, and Night Ranger boasts some talented musicians, yet that won’t change my penchant for blasting it at Taco Bell drive-thrus. “What’s my price for flight?” you ask, Night Ranger? Clearly, it’s my dignity on the line.

2. “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?” by Michael Bolton

Who can resist the soulful prowess of late ’80s Bolton? The impressive hair and powerful voice, combined with his brief stint opening for Ozzy, reflect an era of his own. Despite his legendary uncool status, I relish this emotional ballad, disregarding any notions of coolness.

3. “Conga” by Miami Sound Machine

Before Gloria Estefan became a household name, she and Emilio brought us the vibrant sounds of the islands. While I outwardly expressed my frustration with its omnipresence in South Florida, I was secretly dancing along in my kitchen and grocery store. These days, it’s a mix of nostalgia and homesickness, and I gladly take Gloria’s advice to just enjoy it.

4. “God Gave Rock ‘N’ Roll to You II” by Kiss

This one offers a nostalgic two-for-one. Enjoying “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” was socially acceptable, but its sequel? Not so much. Yet, I still adore the Kiss rendition featured on the “Bogus Journey” soundtrack. It’s over-the-top and utterly ridiculous, but that’s part of its charm.

5. “Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks

Is Garth Brooks cool? It’s subjective. For those leaning toward emo, alternative, or metal, the answer is likely no. Nonetheless, the allure of this crossover hit about celebrating with friends (and your ex) is undeniable. Everyone knows the lyrics and sings along, even if few will admit it.

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In summary, our musical past is often filled with guilty pleasures that we cherish regardless of their perceived cool factor. Embracing these tracks can evoke nostalgia and connect us to simpler times in our lives.