21 Oreo Varieties That Are More Disturbing Than Thin Oreos

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The recent backlash over the introduction of “thin” Oreos has been swift and harsh. An Oreo claiming to cater to adults seeking a “sophisticated cookie”? Surely, this is a misunderstanding. Oreos are not intended for adult gourmet tastes or diet-conscious choices. Yet, while Oreo Thins have drawn ire, they are not the most alarming variations of this classic cookie. A wide array of international Oreo flavors exists that might be even more shocking. For those purists feeling distressed, here are 21 Oreo varieties that will raise your eyebrows even higher.

1. Banana Split Oreo
   This flavor attempt is overwhelming. The traditional Oreo is a chocolate cookie, and adding fruit to the mix simply doesn’t belong here.
2. Caramel Apple Oreo
   Is there anyone who genuinely enjoys a caramel apple? The combination is often messy and notoriously difficult to eat. Now, infusing that flavor into an Oreo? That’s a culinary misstep.
3. Cookie Dough Oreo
   The obsession with cookie dough in desserts is baffling. Oreos are already made of cookies; introducing raw cookie dough into the mix feels unnecessary.
4. Cotton Candy Oreo
   This flavor is reminiscent of pure sugar and air, lacking any genuine taste. The bright colors may attract kids, but the actual flavor experience is underwhelming.
5. Mango Oreo
   This doesn’t even resemble a traditional Oreo cookie. It’s more akin to a small yule log, which raises questions about its classification as an Oreo.
6. Oreo Wafer Rolls
   These appear to be a bizarre creation, with the wafer stretched and rolled. It’s unclear who deemed this an appropriate form for an Oreo.
7. Crème Brûlée Oreo
   Initially intriguing, this flavor is misleading and does not resemble an Oreo in any meaningful way. It’s more akin to a breakfast cereal than a dessert.
8. Root Beer Float Oreo
   The only acceptable root beer-flavored treat is the classic barrel candy. This flavor does not translate well into an Oreo format.
9. Cadbury Dairy Milk with Oreo
   This strange combination raises questions about flavor balance. The creme-to-cookie ratio is all wrong, which can’t be overlooked.
10. Limeade Oreo
    Simply put, this flavor is perplexing.
11. Green Tea Oreo
    It’s only a matter of time before we see these in stores. Expect more bizarre flavors like Açai Berry and Juice Cleanse Oreos soon.
12. Pumpkin Spice Oreo
    Pumpkin spice is already saturating coffee; do we need it in our cookies too?
13. Spring Oreo
    Spring as a flavor is nonsensical. Embossing Oreos with “Happy Spring” does not enhance the experience.
14. S’mores Oreo
    While s’mores are a nostalgic treat, they tend to be overly sweet and messy. A graham cracker wafer could work better.
15. Creme Betweens
    This name is an attempt to disguise a less-than-stellar offering; it’s not fooling anyone.
16. Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo
    Despite my reservations, there’s a secret desire to try these because of a fondness for strawberry-flavored treats.
17. Watermelon Oreo
    Watermelon Bubble Yum was delicious, but the idea of a watermelon Oreo seems less appealing. The flavor may not live up to expectations.
18. White Fudge Covered Oreo
    Coating an Oreo in anything feels excessive. The concept of “white fudge” itself raises eyebrows.
19. Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
    The name alone is a source of confusion. The punctuation is a bit alarming too.
20. Chocolate Hazelnut Oreo
    This could be a delightful combination, yet it often falls short, lacking the expected richness.
21. Birthday Cake Oreo
    The concept of a birthday cake in an Oreo sounds fun, but it rarely achieves the celebratory essence of an actual cake.

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In summary, while “thin” Oreos may have sparked controversy, the world of Oreo varieties is filled with even more perplexing and questionable flavors. From the bizarre to the downright unappetizing, there’s plenty to keep cookie enthusiasts talking.