My First Day Back in the Workforce

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As the sun set before my first day at a new job, I meticulously prepared for the occasion. My outfit was laid out, my lunch packed, and my favorite mug was set aside for that much-needed morning coffee. I even tidied up my car for the commute ahead. I felt ready for this new chapter—or so I thought.

In reality, I spent the last three and a half years as a stay-at-home parent, a role that has been both fulfilling and transformative. During this time, I discovered aspects of myself I never knew existed. I became adept at weaving enchanting bedtime stories, organizing chaos, and honing my cooking skills. I revived my passion for writing, learned to navigate daily challenges with limited resources, and even started a blog. I embraced my natural self, going days without makeup or showers, and I found comfort in my own skin.

Yet, the time has come for me to re-enter the professional realm. With previous experience under my belt, I feel more equipped to handle the dual roles of working parent and employee. I now appreciate the complexities that come with being a working mom—both the advantages and the disadvantages.

Pros of Returning to Work:

• I will be addressed by my actual name, not just “Mom” or “Mama.”
• My colleagues will manage their lunches and attire independently.
• I won’t be tasked with wiping noses or bottoms for a full eight-hour shift.
• Privacy during bathroom breaks will be a luxury I can enjoy.
• I can listen to my own music on the commute.
• I’ll have the chance to engage in adult conversations without interruptions from children.
• I won’t have to share my computer with anyone playing games.

Cons of Returning to Work:

• Workplace etiquette prohibits belching, farting, or scratching in public.
• Casual wear like yoga pants is off-limits.
• Eating a chocolate bar in secret will likely draw disapproval.
• I’ll have to wear a bra consistently throughout the day.
• The luxury of napping will no longer be an option.
• I can’t just swish coffee as mouthwash.
• No more leftovers from colleagues’ plates.
• I cannot settle disputes with “because I said so.”
• My co-workers won’t be able to take “time-outs” if they annoy me.
• I’ll have to brave inclement weather and not let it deter my work routine.
• I will miss my children during the day.
• And, I won’t be the one in charge.

To all the working mothers out there, I am excited to join your ranks as we navigate the challenges of balancing work and family life. And to my fellow stay-at-home moms, continue your vital work with pride. You are doing an incredible job, and I salute you.

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In summary, while the transition back to work is filled with both excitement and apprehension, it is a necessary step in my journey. I carry with me the skills and lessons learned from my time at home, ready to face new challenges and embrace opportunities.