20 Reasons Why I Prefer My Boss at Work Over My Toddler at Home

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Navigating the challenges of being a working mother can be overwhelming. However, it’s essential to find humor and positive aspects in our daily lives. Here are 20 reasons why I find my workplace boss significantly more pleasant than my toddler at home:

1. My boss never insists on joining me on the toilet.
2. He doesn’t smear snot on my clothing.
3. When I’m focused on paperwork, my boss doesn’t interrupt with crayons demanding to “join in.”
4. Lunch breaks are peaceful since he doesn’t spit food or steal bites from my plate.
5. I’m not required to handle tantrums or sing repetitive songs to soothe him.
6. My boss allows me to work without constantly asking to watch videos the moment I sit down.
7. Unlike my toddler, my boss compensates me for my efforts, while my child believes everything is “MINE!”
8. Work afternoons are serene as my boss doesn’t resist taking naps.
9. The office environment is safer; my boss doesn’t bite, pinch, or kick.
10. I’m grateful my boss doesn’t run around in a cape and underwear.
11. He also doesn’t announce bodily functions, nor does he follow them up with childish laughter.
12. My boss doesn’t require reminders to use an indoor voice.
13. Unlike my toddler, he doesn’t need to be completely nude to use the restroom.
14. Surrounding flowerbeds remain untouched by my boss, unlike my toddler who feels compelled to “water” them.
15. Getting into the car with my boss is a breeze; he can buckle his own seatbelt, unlike my slippery toddler.
16. My boss doesn’t hide behind my legs when meeting new clients, avoiding any awkward games.
17. It’s a relief to spend an entire day without hearing complaints about itchy bottoms, a common issue at home.
18. He doesn’t stomp his feet insisting on doing everything himself, although that could be refreshing at times.
19. Surprisingly, my boss can put his shoes on the correct feet without assistance.
20. After nine years in the same role, I’ve never heard a desperate cry for help like the one I constantly hear at home: “All done, come and wiiiiipe me!”

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In summary, while both my boss and my toddler have their challenges, the work environment often provides a much-needed reprieve from the more chaotic aspects of home life.