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17 Parallels Between Children and Social Media
In our daily lives, two entities that demand our attention and time are our children and social media platforms, particularly Facebook. Both have been shaped by collaborative efforts, and it seems we’ve grown reliant on them. Surprisingly, they share numerous characteristics that illustrate this connection.
1. Sudden Topic Shifts:
Children, much like social media feeds, can hop from one subject to another without warning.
2. Constant Monitoring:
You find yourself consistently checking in on them—it’s a never-ending cycle.
3. Viral Influences:
Children often seem to be perpetually surrounded by trends and “viral” interests.
4. Game Invitations:
They frequently encourage you to engage in games, akin to receiving requests for Candy Crush.
5. Seeking Approval:
Children often inquire if you enjoy activities or content that you might not even be focusing on.
6. Privacy? Forget It:
The concept of privacy feels nonexistent in both realms.
7. Always Present:
Leaving the house without your children is as rare as logging off social media.
8. Cluttered Information:
Important messages often get buried under an avalanche of art projects and trivial updates.
9. Adoration for Cute Creatures:
Both kids and social media users have an insatiable love for videos featuring adorable baby animals.
10. Vague Expressions:
Children tend to favor ambiguous statements, leaving you guessing.
11. Social Engagement:
They always want you to attend every event, mirroring the push for social interactions online.
12. Location Queries:
Children have a knack for wanting to know where you are at all times.
13. Caps Lock Confusion:
They often struggle with the appropriate times to communicate with enthusiasm (i.e., all caps).
14. Persuasive Shopping:
Children have a talent for convincing you to purchase items they (and their friends) deem necessary.
15. Insatiable Attention Seekers:
Like social media, they crave your attention—often for hours on end.
16. Selfies Galore:
Children are enthusiastic about taking selfies, much like social media users.
17. Ever-Changing Rules:
Their guidelines and expectations can shift without any notice, leaving you on your toes.
In conclusion, the similarities between children and social media platforms like Facebook are numerous and often humorous. Understanding these parallels can help you navigate the complexities of both parenting and digital engagement.
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