Understanding the Benefits of Pre-Ordering My Book

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As a parent, I must confess that I have never pre-ordered a book in my life. Since becoming a parent, my reading habits have dwindled significantly. I tend to purchase books only after receiving multiple recommendations from friends. They often end up sitting on my nightstand for months, and eventually, I store them away, never to revisit.

However, I find myself in the position of asking you to pre-order my upcoming book, which may seem unjust. You might be wondering why you shouldn’t simply wait for it to be available later. The truth is, pre-orders are crucial for several reasons: they influence whether retailers decide to stock the book and inform my publisher about the areas to include on my book tour. I’m primarily focusing on the East Coast but have aspirations to reach audiences in the West and Texas as well—after all, I know you’re out there! Additionally, the book is available for only ten dollars online, whereas it will cost five dollars more when purchased in-store. Plus, all pre-orders contribute to the sales count for the first week, which is vital for the book’s success.

Exclusive Bonuses for Pre-Ordering

To add further incentive for pre-ordering, I’m pleased to offer some exclusive bonuses:

1. If you pre-order before March 31, you will receive a signed, limited edition bookplate and bookmark. If you have already placed an order, you are still eligible! Just complete a simple form, and your items will be sent to you in about eight weeks.
2. For those who pre-order ten copies for a book club or group by March 31, you will receive a Scary Mommy Book Club Pack. This pack includes 10 bookmarks, recipe cards for the signature cocktail and dessert, 10 signed bookplates, 10 copies of the Scary Mommy Manifesto, 5 themed cupcake toppers, and a fun game to enjoy with friends.
3. If you order 30 copies before March 31, you will get a Scary Mommy Party Pack, perfect for baby showers, birthday celebrations, or a girls’ night in. This exciting pack features the Scary Mommy game, 30 cupcake toppers, recipe cards, a themed onesie, 30 signed bookplates, a comprehensive party shopping list, and a CD with downloadable invitations, place-cards, and more—everything you need for an unforgettable gathering!

Honestly, the perks are so appealing that even I would consider pre-ordering a book under these circumstances. Why hesitate?

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In summary, pre-ordering my book not only supports its success but also offers you exclusive bonuses. Your support means the world, and I hope you’ll consider it!