Hosting a Play Group (or Running a Fight Club) in 10 Simple Steps

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As a resident of the suburbs, I recently joined a local parenting group, which for a modest annual fee, ensures that my child and I are included in various gatherings such as picnics, story times, and weekly play groups. These playgroups are an essential part of my parenting experience, offering both socialization for the kids and a much-needed break for the moms.

After much deliberation and guilt, I decided to host a playgroup. Surprisingly, it went smoothly, and I lived to share the experience. Here are the steps to hosting a successful playgroup (or perhaps a chaotic fight club) to ease your journey:

1. Prepare Snacks: Stock up on easy-to-eat snacks. When kids are munching on cookies, they won’t notice the clutter in your home.
2. Clean the Space: Get your partner involved in tidying up. Scrub away any evidence of a toddler’s trail — from oatmeal to the occasional dog-related accidents.
3. Brew Coffee: Fresh coffee not only provides a warm welcome but also helps mask any unpleasant odors lingering in your home.
4. Hide Plush Toys: Store stuffed animals away, as they can create unnecessary chaos during playtime.
5. Post Clear Directions: Put up a sign directing moms to the play area, while humorously mentioning the dog’s temporary confinement to another room.
6. Give a Warm Welcome: Greet your guests cheerfully and offer snacks immediately. A light-hearted joke about offering drinks can lighten the mood, even if you might be serious about the whiskey!
7. Observe the Action: As children engage with toys, prepare for a series of delightful chaos. Expect some tussles over toys, minor scrapes, and a healthy dose of toddler drama.
8. Wrap It Up: After the playtime frenzy, it’s time to usher everyone out.
9. Check on Your Child: After the guests leave, look after your little one, even if they seem to have experienced some stickiness or lost a few strands of hair during the excitement.
10. Clean Up: Gather all toys and give them a thorough sanitization. If necessary, consider a dramatic disposal of any particularly messy items.

Congratulations! If you followed these steps, you have successfully hosted a playgroup—or perhaps a delightful little fight club. Be prepared for a few days of potential illnesses, as kids are excellent at sharing everything.

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Summary: Hosting a playgroup can be a rewarding yet chaotic experience. With proper preparation, a welcoming atmosphere, and a sense of humor, you can navigate the challenges of toddler interactions. Remember to clean up thoroughly afterward and enjoy the laughs that come with it!