30 Indulgent Pleasures for Moms

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Last night, I filled the tub with water that was uncomfortably hot, settled in with a captivating new book, and poured myself a glass of wine. I even treated my skin to a mud mask, managing to steal a glorious six minutes of “me time” before one of my children shouted for me from the other side of the house.

It’s amusing how my kids believe that I possess magical powers, as if I can conjure up answers to their every whim simply by being rattled enough. “Yes, you can use the couch as a trampoline!” “Of course, you can devour an entire tub of ice cream!” “Absolutely, binge-watch TV until your eyes feel like they’re on fire!”

I feel no guilt whatsoever when I daydream about the moment when my little ones are tucked away in their beds, away from my space. Why? Because once they are asleep, I can relish a fleeting chance to unwind before tackling the endless list of chores and preparations for another day of prioritizing their needs above my own.

Just like the adage that suggests all things shall pass, I too will savor these indulgent moments of motherhood. Here are my top 30 guilty pleasures:

1. Sipping wine (obviously).
2. Devouring cake (no surprise there).
3. Taking a blissful hour without cleaning anything.
4. Watching mindless television until I can’t take it anymore.
5. Scrolling through Facebook, Twitter, or my favorite Mom blogs.
6. Applying a mud mask.
7. Staring into the fridge for a few peaceful moments.
8. Enjoying a moment of solitude while using the restroom.
9. Going back for seconds at dinner.
10. Googling everything from “Vasectomy” to “Summer art projects for toddlers.”
11. Painting my toenails vibrant colors like Hunter Orange or Tiffany Blue.
12. Removing my bra (and pants) for ultimate comfort.
13. Reaching out to a friend for a chat.
14. Writing down my thoughts.
15. Indulging in a spoonful of peanut butter with a sprinkle of chocolate chips.
16. Taking a relaxing bath.
17. Letting my hair down without the fear of a child yanking it.
18. Swearing like a sailor when no one’s around.
19. Venting to my partner about our kids’ antics.
20. Flipping through gossip magazines.
21. Pinning diet trends, recipes, craft ideas, and funny Mom jokes on Pinterest.
22. Shopping on Amazon for things I definitely don’t need.
23. Silencing annoying toys by removing their batteries.
24. Promising myself an early bedtime before the news.
25. When that fails, I give myself a midnight pep talk for the next day.
26. Briefly considering a vegan diet, yoga, or volunteering.
27. Researching newfound interests such as vegan yoga volunteerism online.
28. Getting sidetracked by stylish stretchy pants that conceal muffin tops.
29. Enjoying one more spoonful of peanut butter (or ice cream).
30. Finally going to bed.

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Summary: This article explores the joyful indulgences that mothers often treat themselves to amidst the hectic demands of parenting. From enjoying a glass of wine to scrolling through social media, these guilty pleasures offer a brief escape for moms striving to balance their own needs with the responsibilities of raising children.