10 Reasons I Can’t Answer the Phone

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As a new mother, I’ve found my ability to communicate via phone has drastically changed. Before motherhood, I could chat aimlessly for hours, but now, I often find myself unable to answer calls. Here’s a breakdown of why I can’t pick up the phone at the moment:

1. Just as I was about to call you, my baby had a massive spit-up incident, which turned into a cleaning frenzy. While addressing the mess, I realized the floors needed mopping, and naturally, I had to do that too. Once I finished, my little one was upset from my absence, so I had to divert my attention to her.
2. During nap time, I often have a limited window of 30 minutes to an hour. This time is usually spent tackling my to-do list, which includes showering, doing laundry, and cleaning up. However, I often find myself frustrated that I can’t even call my friends amidst all the chores.
3. It’s evening now, and the baby is finally asleep. All I want to do is indulge in some mindless television. Even the thought of calling you to discuss the latest shows feels overwhelming at this point.
4. I had every intention of calling you, but I got caught up in my never-ending to-do list. By the time I looked up, it was already 10 PM, and I needed to rest before my baby woke up for her night feeding.
5. The allure of social media and celebrity gossip websites is too tempting, leading me down a rabbit hole instead of making a call.
6. In a rare moment of peace, I opted to enjoy my meal in silence instead of multitasking with a phone call.
7. My partner, Mike, also desires my attention. I made a commitment to him—complete with a ring—so I try to prioritize our conversations too.
8. To be honest, I can’t even find my phone most of the time. It’s often buried under toys or in another room.
9. My boss, in this case, my baby, is incredibly demanding. She insists on playtime, singing, and walks, leaving little room for a work-life balance. Her needs take precedence.
10. Honestly, I often feel like I have nothing of interest to share. Coupled with fatigue, our conversations usually end up feeling lackluster, with exchanges like:
    • You: “Hey! How are you?”
    • Me: “Good, you?”
    • You: “Great! What’s new?”
    • Me: “Not much. You?”
    • You: (Shares exciting updates)
    • Me: “That sounds nice.”

I value our friendship too much to subject you to such mundane exchanges.

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Summary

Motherhood brings a multitude of challenges that can hinder effective communication via phone. From unexpected messes and demanding nap schedules to the allure of social media and the desire for a quiet meal, various factors contribute to this newfound struggle. Ultimately, I cherish my friendships and want to ensure our conversations are engaging and meaningful.