Making The Beds: A Reflection on Parenting Challenges

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As a parent, I often find myself oscillating between feeling like a competent caregiver and questioning how I managed to leave the hospital with a tiny human—four times. Today, unfortunately, was one of those days when I felt more like a bewildered novice.

It’s been ages since I tackled the task of changing sheets and making beds—perhaps since the last ice age. With a queen bed, two sets of bunk beds, and a crib in our home, that adds up to quite a bit of bedding: one queen, two bunk beds (that’s four beds), and a crib. Then factor in 500 stuffed animals and a plethora of mismatched socks, and you get the picture—it’s a substantial amount of bedding to handle.

I usually find ways to avoid this chore, much like I do with exercise. While I was carefully arranging the bedding for my three-year-old’s bottom bunk, my ten-year-old, Mia, piped up: “Mom, can you make my bed, too?”

“Of course, sweetie! Your bed is next,” I replied, feeling a swell of parental pride for a fleeting three minutes. That was until I embarked on the daunting climb to the top bunk, which felt akin to scaling Mount Everest. The ladder seemed to taunt me, whispering, “Look at the big one struggling. She can’t even manage to climb properly!”

When I finally reached the top, I was met with a sight that shocked me. It was a disaster zone up there. No sheets, just an array of books piled under the pillow, and the mattress—it wasn’t even a proper mattress. Instead, it was a thin toddler bed pad split into three sections. I was horrified.

“Um, Mia, where are your sheets? How long have you been without them?” I asked, incredulously.

“I don’t know. A while, I think,” she replied nonchalantly.

“Why are you sleeping on these flimsy pads? How did this happen?” I pressed.

“I think something went wrong when you were fixing the beds last time, and you didn’t finish? I’m not sure. It was a while ago,” she shrugged.

It was as if she was living in a makeshift prison cell rather than a cozy bunk. The only thing missing was a metal cup for her to clang against the bed guard. To make matters worse, my son’s unused top bunk was lavishly outfitted with a double mattress, an eggshell mattress topper, sheets, two pillows, and multiple blankets—perfect for an imaginary guest who surely deserved a restful night’s sleep.

For the next two hours, I busily rearranged bedding, dragging mattresses and fluffing pillows, making sure to tuck in the corners and lay the softest sheets on my daughter’s neglected bed. How had I let this go on for weeks—no, months? Ah yes, the ladder.

Kissing the kids goodnight at the foot of the bed, I realized that nobody should be left in a corner—especially not in an unmade, bare-bones bunk bed.

On the bright side, this experience gave me a newfound appreciation for Mia. She never complained about her barren sleeping conditions. She simply climbed up to her underwhelming bed every night, kissed us goodnight, and made the best of a less-than-ideal situation.

While folklore suggests a princess would feel a pea beneath a stack of mattresses, I’m convinced a true princess would do exactly what Mia did—kiss her family goodnight and adapt to her circumstances.

In the end, despite my shortcomings as a parent, I realized I have a genuine princess in my midst. If only she could marry into royalty; we’d certainly benefit from some luxurious Egyptian cotton sheets around here.

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Summary:

This narrative reflects on the challenges of parenting, particularly the often-overlooked task of maintaining a child’s sleeping environment. It highlights the author’s humorous struggles with bed-making and the surprising resilience of her daughter, who adapted to her less-than-ideal sleeping conditions without complaint.