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The Progression of a Frozen Fad: A Parental Perspective
Is your child captivated by the phenomenon of Frozen? Undoubtedly. Here, we examine the typical progression parents experience when their children become enthralled with this cinematic masterpiece.
Stage 1
“Oh wow, what an incredible film! The powerful female protagonists, the delightful character of OLAF, the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the profound bond of sisterly love (cue the tears), and let’s not forget the MUSIC! It’s simply fantastic! Hooray for Disney!”
Stage 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just phenomenal?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That scene never fails to touch me.
Stage 4
“Sure, kids! Let’s purchase the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s undoubtedly the greatest Disney film ever created!”
Stage 5
“Oh, how charming! The children have memorized every single song!”
Stage 6
“How adorable! They’re singing ‘Let it Go’ non-stop all day!”
Stage 7
“Wow. They’re really belting out ‘Let it Go’ ALL DAY LONG.”
Stage 8
“GOOD GRIEF, THEY’RE BELTING OUT ‘LET IT GO’ ALL. FREAKING. DAY. LONG.”
Stage 9
“Please, for the love of all that is good, let it go, children. Truly. LET IT GO.”
Stage 10
“Oh my goodness, it’s now all over social media. I have to endure other kids singing it too? How many repetitions constitute torture?”
Stage 11
“I’m now hearing it in my dreams. Each night.”
Stage 12
“OH MY GOSH, KIDS. IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MIGHT JUST LET YOU GO.”
Stage 13
“Disney may as well be the devil, and Idina Menzel… well, let’s just say she’s not helping.”
Stage 14
“What’s that, kids? No, I haven’t a clue what became of the DVD and soundtrack. Perhaps they vanished. Maybe a giant snow monster devoured them. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM OUT SO MUCH THAT THEY LOST THE WILL TO EXIST.”
Stage 15
“Yes, I recognize you’re heartbroken, kids. I understand you can’t ‘let it go.’ You’re really that upset, huh? Well… I have but one thing to say: ‘Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.’”
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Summary:
The journey through a child’s obsession with Frozen can be both delightful and exhausting for parents. From initial excitement to eventual overwhelm, it reflects a common experience that resonates with many families. Understanding these stages can help parents navigate similar fads with grace and humor.