10 Questions to Avoid Asking a Large Family

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It’s becoming more and more common for us to venture out as a big family, and with that comes the inevitable comments and questions. Honestly, I’m getting pretty fed up with it. If one more person asks me something ridiculous, I might just end up in jail for hurling a cantaloupe at them! So, to keep my cool, here are some questions you should really think twice about before asking a large family.

1. “Are you all part of a circus?” No, we’re not a sideshow attraction. If we were, I’d be making a lot more money! Staring, pointing, and loudly counting how many of us there are? Wow, you can count to six. Congrats! Yes, we have five kids at home. You deserve a medal for noticing!
2. “Trying to beat the Duggars?” Oh, how original! As if I haven’t heard that one a million times. The truth is, I’m not plotting world domination through cloning, so I figured I’d just have my own little army of kids!
3. “Have you considered saying no?” Excuse me? Did you just assume that I’m being coerced into having kids? How about I’m just really into my husband? Maybe I’m the one who’s all about it, and he’s trying to keep up! It’s bizarre to think I’m overrun by his desires.
4. “Don’t you know how that happens?” Yes, we do! And believe me, we’re quite skilled at it.
5. “Were all of them planned?” Wow, did you plan to be this rude? How does my family planning concern you? If I say no, I’m too clueless to afford birth control. If I say yes, then I must be a bit off my rocker!
6. “Are you really religious?” Just because someone has a large family doesn’t mean they’re a religious fanatic. People can enjoy parenting and want a big family for reasons beyond faith. Shocking, I know!
7. “Why did you keep them all?” Seriously? They’re not stray pets! One time, my partner jokingly responded, “Well, we did eat a few…”
8. “How do you manage to afford them?” Easy! They take turns eating. Plus, dog crates make great beds, if you’re tight on cash!
9. “I could never handle that many kids!” Good! Please don’t try!
10. “You’re done, right?” Are you planning to fund their college tuition? No? Then it’s none of your business!

The one that really gets me is, “You poor woman!” Excuse me? Yes, my life is a whirlwind of chaos, but I wouldn’t change a thing. I love my husband and adore my kids. Big families aren’t for everyone, but they can be incredibly fulfilling.

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Summary

Large families often face intrusive questions and comments that can be frustrating. It’s essential to respect their choices and understand that every family is unique. Embrace the joy that comes with family, no matter the size!