You Might Be Boring, But You Don’t Have To Be

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So, we’ve all been there—sitting in a social gathering, and the conversation suddenly takes a nosedive into uninteresting territory. You know the topics: those mundane bits of chatter that no one wants to hear about. Here’s a list of conversation topics that will definitely not win you any popularity contests:

1. Your carb count for the day.
2. Last night’s dreams (unless they feature the person you’re chatting with—then it’s gold).
3. Your failed diet attempts.
4. Your obsession with someone who probably doesn’t even know you exist.
5. Plans for that organic food blog you want to kick off, inspired by your life’s most trivial moments.
6. The hilariously adorable things your kid says, which are actually just clichés.
7. Your shopping woes, like that shirt that just doesn’t fit right.
8. Anything related to breast pumping—sorry, it’s just not captivating.
9. The state of your baby’s fontanelle (but cradle cap? Now that’s a conversation starter).
10. Your “spiritual journey” or any mention of your “mentor”—keep it to yourself.
11. Your weekend retreat to a wellness center.

Now, let’s flip the script. Sometimes we think our lives are boring, but the truth is, we just need to spice up our topics. Here are some conversation starters that might just turn things around:

1. Wild stories from your past, like that one time you spent a weekend in jail.
2. Outlandish baby names you’ve heard—like “Endless Spiral” or “Tragedy.”
3. A game where you list the most annoying people you can think of to invite to a party.
4. Homemade remedies that actually work.
5. The worst typos you’ve seen on dating profiles.
6. Interesting life hacks you’ve learned recently.
7. Anything you love about the show “Transparent.”
8. That line of kids’ clothes for adults you think someone should create.

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In the end, don’t stress about being boring. Just find the right topics, and you’ll be the life of the party!