Welcome to “Mom Club”!

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This is a space for everyday moms like us who are done with the competition and judgment from those who aren’t part of our tribe. Before you think about joining, check out these essential guidelines:

1. No Cleaning Allowed: Seriously, don’t tidy up your home before other moms come over. If your place looks like a magazine cover, you’re out. And if you expect us to spruce up for your visit, you’re out too.
2. Meetings, Not Lunch: When you’re making plans for lunch, coffee, or wine with other moms, remember to call it a “meeting.” If you’re too honest about it, you might find yourself out of the club.
3. No Critiques on Kids: Even if another mom is venting about her own child, don’t chime in with negativity. Just nod, support her, and pour more wine. Every mom deserves to feel like she’s doing great.
4. Keep Holidays Low-Key: Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Flag Day? Yeah, they’re not real holidays. Feel free to celebrate lightly—maybe with a fun drink—but please don’t go all out with decorations and themed foods. And definitely skip the weird gifts. We’ll kick you out for that.
5. Don’t Over-Volunteer: It’s great to pitch in, but don’t be the mom who does everything. Other moms will resent you, and then we won’t have enough time for our “meetings.”
6. Invest in Yourself: Taking time for yourself is not just pampering; it’s an investment in your well-being. Call it a “refining day” or “professional development.” Otherwise, outsiders won’t get it.
7. Give a Heads-Up: If you’ve just had “the talk” with your kids about sex or spilled the Santa and Tooth Fairy secrets, let us know. We need time to prepare both our kids and ourselves.
8. Keep Your Obligations Private: Sure, we can babysit occasionally, but don’t drag us into every single event your child has. We all have our own heavy loads to carry.
9. No Judgments or Unsolicited Advice: Got opinions on bottle vs. breastfeeding or co-sleeping? Keep them to yourself. We’re all just trying to survive this parenting gig. If someone wants your advice, they’ll ask.
10. Don’t Make Us Look Bad: If you’re rocking the whole domestic thing every day, please don’t mention it around us. We don’t need that kind of pressure.

So, do you think you can handle it? The initiation might be tough, and the urge to break the rules can be strong. But we’d love to have you!

For more insights, check out this resource on pregnancy and home insemination, or learn more about the topic on this page. And don’t forget to review our privacy policy to understand how we handle your information.

In summary, “Mom Club” is all about having a supportive, relaxed environment for moms where we can just be ourselves without the pressure of perfection or judgment. Join us, and let’s embrace the beautiful chaos of motherhood together!