25 Reasons My Toddler Can’t Stop Changing Her Outfit

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Karma has a funny way of making itself known, especially when it comes to my daughter and her obsession with a particular purple dress she wears almost daily. I guess it’s payback for my childhood days when I was a bit too picky about my outfits. My grandmother once told my mom, “I would never let a two-year-old dictate what she wears.” Oh, how naive I was! Now, I know all too well that my little one has strong opinions and will go on and on if she’s put in something she doesn’t like. For instance, there was a time she held her cardigan closed for hours because she didn’t want anyone to see the “too straight” shirt underneath.

Here are some of the other hilarious reasons my three-year-old insists on changing clothes constantly:

1. There’s a bone on it. (I mean, a bow)
2. A friend once borrowed that sweatshirt, so now it’s too hot.
3. These pants aren’t jumping high enough for her.
4. This coat tickles her neck when she swallows.
5. She forgot jeans don’t work for her legs today.
6. Halloween shirts are just too scary.
7. These tights are choking her feet.
8. Her brother breathed on her and ruined the vibe.
9. She remembers there was a tag on this shirt, and even though it’s been cut out, the bad memories linger.
10. These shoes just aren’t “dancy” enough.
11. This dress feels sad to her.
12. She got a stamp at gymnastics, so now she can’t wear clothes that might touch it.
13. Her brother said she doesn’t look like a superhero in this outfit.
14. The owl on her pajamas was staring at her from the bed.
15. She simply can’t remember why she liked that outfit.
16. The purtle isn’t purtle enough, the sparkles aren’t sparkling, and the stripes aren’t stripy enough.
17. There’s a single drop of water on it.
18. She saw a picture of herself in her favorite dress and now insists on wearing it because it’s been “too long.”
19. The bottom of this piece is just “crazy.”
20. Her socks are too heavy for her shoes.
21. There must’ve been a mix-up; she clearly said she wanted a “princess party dress.”
22. There’s a hole in it (which, spoiler alert, there isn’t).
23. This shirt lives in the drawer all the time (and it does).
24. It won’t go on in the right direction (but it will).
25. That elastic waistband is just hurting her feelings.

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In summary, parenting a toddler means navigating a whirlwind of wardrobe changes fueled by the most whimsical reasons. Every day is an adventure filled with laughter and surprises, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.