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“Don’t make me come over there.”
I really, really don’t want to get up right now. -
“Because I said so.”
I’m drawing a blank here, so this will have to do. -
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
I’m hoping for at least 30 seconds of peace and quiet. -
“Stop that this instant!”
If you could just stop now, I’ll pretend this whole thing never happened. -
“Don’t make me turn this car around!”
I’m totally bluffing. If we turn around, we won’t get any groceries, diapers, or my precious wine. Just play along, and I promise you a cookie later. -
“Don’t forget to say please and thank you.”
Honestly, I have no idea what I’ll do if you don’t use those words, so just say them. It’ll make us both look good. -
“Eat your veggies and you’ll grow up to be big and strong!”
I really don’t want to face your pediatrician, so just take a few bites. I’ll even reward you with a cookie. -
“You are just fine.”
You’re okay, right? Go ahead and jump off the couch. Just act normal so I can relax. -
“Do you want a little cheese with that whine?”
I wonder if I could train you to fetch me a glass of wine instead? -
“I am the parent and you are the kid.”
I know this sounds condescending, but I’m really just trying to convince myself right now. -
“Let’s try to not eat off the floor.”
Honestly, I don’t mind if you do, but please don’t let anyone else find out! -
“I would never have gotten away with that when I was your age.”
I can’t really recall what it was like back then, but it sounds good, right? -
“I am going to count to three and then you better be in your bed.”
I’m completely exhausted, and I just want to end the day. I’ll count slowly and hope for the best because after that, I’m out of ideas. -
“Goodnight, stay in bed.”
Please, for the love of all things holy, stay in bed. I might just pretend you’re there if you get up, so just close your eyes and sleep. -
“I love you.”
I love you more than you could ever understand, and I just hope I’m getting this whole mom thing right.
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Summary
In this light-hearted take on the phrases moms often use, we explore the real meanings behind common sayings. From hoping for a moment of peace to playful threats while driving, these expressions resonate with the daily challenges of motherhood. The article serves not only as a humorous reflection but also as a reminder of the love and effort that defines parenting.