13 Signs of a Happy Marriage: The Cracker Barrel Challenge

home insemination Kit

Imagine if there was an easy quiz available online for couples—especially those planning to start a family—to assess the strength of their relationship. Inspired by that idea, I’ve created a fun, totally unscientific marriage quiz that might just give you some insight.

1. What does “clean the kitchen” mean to you? Does it entail wiping counters and mopping floors? If you’re on the same page, +2 points; if not, -2.

2. Picture this: you’re both trying to put a duvet cover on the duvet. Does one of you favor a simple shove-it-in method, while the other insists on a complex inside-out flip? If this leads to sweat and irritation, -2.

3. Try saying this: “Sweetheart, did you really leave the burner on?” Is it a casual inquiry, or is there an underlying accusation? Find a way that works for you as a couple.

4. Do you engage in bizarre debates like “Is couscous a grain or just tiny rice?” If one of you digs in deeper when the other makes a reasonable point, reconsider marrying them! -9.

5. On a long road trip in a rented car, you might encounter quirky phone names like “Sebastian’s iPhone.” When the dashboard struggles to connect to “Vag vag,” are you going to blow a gasket, or take it in stride? Agreeing to laugh it off? +5.

6. When loading your family’s luggage onto a hotel cart, how often do you reminisce about how you used to travel light?

7. Count how many times you mention it.

8. Note the number of times you comment on the lack of hooks on the luggage cart.

9. When your toddler is car sick on a winding road, are you going to freak out over the mess, or keep your cool? Enduring gets you +4, freaking out gets you -10.

10. How long will you drive around a random neighborhood searching for a “healthy” Panera before settling for Cracker Barrel? Set a time limit now!

11. If your toddler is about to break something in Cracker Barrel, who is stepping in to save the day? A fun game of chicken can strengthen your bond. +10.

12. If your little one is having a meltdown in a Cracker Barrel high chair with old-fashioned straps instead of modern ones, who’s going to lose it?

13. Finally, do you think Cracker Barrel is delicious or awful? Make sure you agree on this one.

This playful quiz is a light-hearted way to reflect on your relationship. For more insights and resources on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this article for valuable information. And if you’re considering starting a family, take a look at this resource for expert advice on home insemination kits. You can also explore more on this blog post for useful tips!

In summary, keeping the lines of communication open and finding humor in the small struggles can be key to a happy marriage.