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6 Reasons I’m Already Dreading Frozen 2
So, it looks like Frozen is making a comeback, and I have to admit, I’m feeling a mix of excitement and dread. As a parent, it’s kind of a rare moment when both you and your little one are hyped about the same thing, right? Sure, the original Frozen had its moments – who didn’t get a little misty-eyed with the whole “sisterly love conquering evil” theme? And let’s not forget that catchy tune that has somehow embedded itself into our brains. But with the announcement of Frozen 2, I can’t help but feel a bit uneasy. Here are six reasons why:
1. Budget Blowout
Get ready for the financial avalanche! With Frozen 2 on the horizon, we’re about to be inundated with Frozen-themed everything. Think dolls, lunchboxes, clothes, you name it. The first movie made a staggering $1.274 billion, and I’m pretty sure my paycheck will feel the heat again. Really, Disney, can you take my money any faster?
2. Back to the Song
Just when we thought we could finally retire “Let It Go” from our playlists, here we go again! Our kids have just about gotten tired of it, and now it’s back in the spotlight. I guess I should just brace myself for endless requests to hear it on repeat. Another catchy Frozen tune? Great, just what I need for my mental soundtrack.
3. Elsa Overload
Last Halloween was an Elsa extravaganza. It felt like every little girl was channeling their inner ice queen, and the costume competition was fierce. You’d think there was a shortage of creativity in costume choices. I swear, there were so many Elsa-wannabes that it felt like I was in a scene from a horror movie.
4. Endless Conversations
It’s ironic, but I’m truly tired of the constant chatter about Frozen. It’s been a never-ending topic of discussion for over a year and a half! Between memes, parody videos, and the upcoming sequel, we’re stuck in a Frozen loop for at least another five years. I’m pretty sure I’ve had deep discussions about the plot that would make anyone question my sanity.
5. Snowman Shenanigans
Let’s just say the thought of building a snowman in freezing temperatures doesn’t excite me. I’d much rather stay inside and play some board games, maybe even Frozen Monopoly, while sipping on some hot cocoa. Seriously, who wants to roll around in the snow when it’s -25 degrees outside?
6. Playtime Predicament
The amount of high-pitched singing I have to do during playtime is astonishing. My daughter always wants to be Elsa, leaving me stuck with the role of Anna. And when her cousins join in? It’s a battle for who gets to be the ice queen, while poor Anna is left to take the back seat. Just goes to show, sibling rivalry starts early!
Yet, despite all my grumbling, I know I’ll end up watching Frozen 2 more times than I care to admit. By the end of it, I might even be able to recite the entire script in my sleep!
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In summary, while I’m excited for the sequel, I can’t help but feel overwhelmed by the impending waves of Frozen everything. From financial strains to endless discussions, the Frozen craze is far from over!