10 Things You Won’t Do Again After Becoming a Mom

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Once upon a time, you were a well-rested adult with a bit of extra cash and stylish shoes that didn’t scream “comfort.” Then came pregnancy, and suddenly you had to say goodbye to hot dogs, sushi, and adult beverages. Some of those treats return post-baby, along with your precious little one and a slightly altered midsection. But as your child grows, you’ll find yourself missing things you never knew you cherished. I’m not just talking about date nights or uninterrupted showers—I’m referring to the small joys that vanish without a trace.

1. Enjoy dessert solo: Remember when you could devour an entire ice cream bar without having to share? Now, that’s a thing of the past.
2. Wander aimlessly: Imagine saying, “Let’s hit the mall” or “Let’s just pick a place to eat.” Now, every outing requires a detailed plan and a series of questions that often lead to complaints.
3. Own nice things: The cliché “We can’t have nice things” rings true. Your once-pristine stainless steel fridge is now a canvas for tiny fingerprints and toy scratches. You might try to display a nice lamp, but let’s be honest—it probably won’t last.
4. Watch pointless infomercials: Not the kind you catch while nursing a baby at 3 a.m., but the ones for ridiculous products you don’t even want, like that Hip Hop Abs thing.
5. Change your mind easily: Sure, kids are changeable, but try changing your mind in front of them! It usually leads to a mini trial of negotiation.
6. Finish a thought without interruption: Some days, it feels like you’re trying to shout over a rock concert just to finish a sentence. Wouldn’t it be nice to say what you think and actually get a response?
7. “Just” do something: “Just grab your shoes,” or “Just sit for a second” becomes a monumental task. Just going to the store can feel like planning a major expedition.
8. Have a real conversation with an adult: Sure, you chat with other parents and professionals, but how often do you get to catch up with a friend without interruptions like “Mommy, look at this!” or “Can I eat that?”
9. Take a real sick day: Not just a day off work, but a true “I’m in my PJs and ignoring all responsibilities” kind of day. The one where you can binge-watch shows and feel sorry for yourself, without lifting a finger for anyone else.
10. Casually flip through a magazine: By the time you find the time to do this, magazines may very well be extinct. Finding a platform for self-reflection in a magazine was once a satisfying ritual.

Feel free to jot these down as the start of your “bucket list” for post-parenting life. As time goes on, you’ll discover even more things you wish you could reclaim—like knowing who prefers the green toy versus the blue one.

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In summary, becoming a mom brings countless joys but also changes many of the little things you used to take for granted. Embrace this new phase and find joy in the unique experiences it brings!