10 Things I Do When the Baby is Napping

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Ah, the age-old advice: “Sleep when the baby sleeps.” Easy to say, right? But when my little one finally drifts off, I find myself in a strange limbo where sleep feels completely out of reach. Here’s a peek into my chaotic world during those rare, blissful nap times.

1. I’ll collapse on the floor, gaze at the ceiling, and soak in the sweet silence that fills the room.
2. I think about showering… then remember it’s been days since my last one. But the sight of dog hair on the carpet pulls me back into reality, and I end up right where I started, appreciating the quiet.
3. I whip out my phone to tackle bills, scroll through social media, and catch up on the news—anything to pull me back into the outside world, if only for a moment.
4. I debate on whether to whip up dinner, tackle the laundry, or check the mail. But instead, I find myself fluffing the clothes that have been sitting in the dryer for a week and absentmindedly picking at my nail polish.
5. I spend way too long just staring at the baby, marveling at how peaceful she looks. I can’t help but get a little teary-eyed at the miracle I created, only to panic when she stirs—thankfully, it’s just a little gas.
6. Guilt creeps in for not being productive while lying on the floor. I mentally shove those feelings aside (real cleaning? No thanks!) and try to crack my back while still on the ground.
7. I wander over to the fridge, only to let out a dramatic sigh when I discover that chocolate cake hasn’t magically appeared. I grab a string cheese, reconsider, and then head back to the nursery to admire my sleeping angel again.
8. I call my partner just to brag about the baby’s nap status and to let him know I’m still awake.
9. I think about doing some yoga. I manage to pull off a pose or two, feeling like a fitness guru for a solid minute.
10. I scroll through thousands of baby photos on my phone, vowing to be a more engaged mom tomorrow than I was today.

This little glimpse into my life might resonate with many new parents. If you’re looking for tips on your journey, you might find our post on home insemination helpful, especially when it comes to planning for future little ones. Also, check out resources at Mount Sinai for more information on fertility and pregnancy.

In summary, while those nap times might not lead to the restorative sleep we envision, they’re filled with a mixture of reflection, guilt, and a bit of self-care. Just remember, you’re not alone in this wild ride of parenthood!