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25 Reasons I Let My Kids Binge on Three Hours of Daniel Tiger

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Hey there! So, I just wanted to share some totally relatable reasons why my kids got to enjoy three whole hours of Daniel Tiger. Trust me, we’ve all been there, right?

  1. The weather outside was a total washout.
  2. My phone wouldn’t stop buzzing with notifications.
  3. I craved a few moments of peace and quiet, just a little silence.
  4. I started watching while I was taking a break, and honestly, I just didn’t have the willpower to turn it off.
  5. The Cat in the Hat? Snooze fest.
  6. The stars were aligned for a cozy TV day.
  7. I had my sights set on diving into a book, but five minutes just wasn’t cutting it.
  8. It was freezing outside.
  9. It was sweltering outside.
  10. It was just one of those days where “outside” wasn’t appealing at all.
  11. I handed them some coloring supplies, so that’s basically educational playtime, right?
  12. It’s kind of educational-ish, so it’s not all bad.
  13. I needed to hear another human voice, and let’s be real, Mad Men isn’t exactly kid-friendly.
  14. I was in the middle of conquering the next level in Candy Crush.
  15. Daniel Tiger is a spin-off of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood, which everyone knows is basically a parenting win.
  16. I wanted some time to craft and fend off my existential crisis.
  17. Three hours? That’s how long it took for me to regain my sanity before my partner got home.
  18. I had Fifty Shades waiting for me on my Kindle.
  19. Moby Dick was also sitting on my Kindle, just gathering virtual dust.
  20. Don’t forget Webster’s Dictionary—who doesn’t enjoy a good read about words?
  21. The kids had a bit of a cold.
  22. That playdate? Yeah, it got canceled.
  23. It took me ages to tackle the pile of dishes.
  24. The Play-Doh turned into a rock-hard mess.
  25. Honestly, I just wasn’t feeling like parenting today.

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So there you have it! Sometimes, you just need to embrace the chaos and let the little ones chill with their favorite show.

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