11 Ways Motherhood is Like The Walking Dead

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So, my friend Kelly is visiting this week. Last night, after I finally got my daughter to sleep, I plopped down on the couch, feeling every bit of my pregnancy. Kelly said she didn’t care what we watched, so I fired up the DVR and tuned into the latest episode of “The Walking Dead.” As the credits rolled, she looked at me like I was crazy. “This is your favorite show? Isn’t it about zombies? How could you even relate to that?”

Oh, Kelly, if only you knew! Motherhood and “The Walking Dead” have more in common than you might think.

1. Once they turn into “Walkers,” you can’t take your eyes off them. Trust me, chaos will ensue if you do.
2. You’re often starving, unsure of when your next meal will be, but life-or-death situations keep distracting you. Eventually, you’ll snatch a snack on the go.
3. Hungry little beings are constantly reaching for you, trying to get a piece of you.
4. Forget about personal grooming and trendy clothes; it’s all about functionality and survival now.
5. If you manage to find a moment for intimacy, it has to be quick, quiet, and hidden from the ever-watchful Walkers.
6. Desperate times create unexpected friendships. You might find yourself bonding with that dad from down the hall who you previously had nothing in common with—hey, sometimes you just need a buddy!
7. The awful smells you once couldn’t handle become just part of your new normal.
8. Things can get so chaotic that you simply have to look away.
9. When they’re upset, the noises coming from your little Walker can rival a wild animal’s roar.
10. Just when you think you’ve got a handle on things, the Walkers evolve, and everything changes.
11. If you slip up, everyone will be talking about it, critiquing your choices—whether it’s that group of gossiping moms or the commentators on “The Talking Dead.”

So, there you have it! Motherhood is a wild ride, much like surviving a zombie apocalypse. If you’re interested in more parenting insights, check out this post about navigating the journey of starting a family. And if you’re looking for expert advice on fertility, Make a Mom is a fantastic resource. For those facing challenges, this support group is an excellent way to find help and community.

In summary, whether you’re battling zombies or sleepless nights, motherhood is an adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns!