10 Junk Foods I Shouldn’t Give My Kids…But Totally Will Anyway

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We all know that a diet filled with organic, locally-sourced, handcrafted foods is the way to go. Some studies even suggest that eating this way could improve your kid’s chances of getting into top schools, like Harvard! But let’s be real—there are some nostalgic snacks from my childhood that I just can’t keep my kids from experiencing. Growing up in the ’70s and ’80s, certain grocery store items were not just snacks; they were the highlight of my childhood. Here’s a list of 10 junk foods I’m excited to share with my kids, because they deserve to know the joy of tearing open a package and taking in the smell of something that’s definitely not organic.

1. Kellogg’s Cereal Combo Pack: There’s nothing quite like the sibling rivalry over the last bowl of Cap’n Crunch. And pouring milk directly into the box? Genius!
2. Double Stuf Oreos: I’m all for choices! Kids should decide whether to devour them whole or take them apart to savor that sweet filling.
3. Pringles: These aren’t just any chips; they’re a unique experience. Their form is so special they’ve earned their own name—Pringles!
4. Tater Tots: Speaking of potatoes, Ore-Ida Tater Tots are the ultimate salty, crispy treat. The only downside is waiting for them to reach that perfect golden brown in the oven.
5. Pop Rocks and Fun Dip: What kid doesn’t want the thrill of candy that pops and crackles in their mouth? It’s a little dangerous and undeniably fun.
6. Candy Cigarettes: Sure, smoking is bad, and kids know that. But there’s something amusing about letting them pretend to be adults, even if it’s just with sugar!
7. Twinkies: There are gourmet versions out there, but nothing beats the classic, especially after a good day at school. That plastic wrapper and creamy filling? Pure bliss.
8. Bazooka and Hubba Bubba: Gum that tastes amazing and gives you lockjaw? Yes, please! A sore jaw is like a battle wound from having too much fun.
9. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: I’d feel guilty if my kids didn’t know the classic line, “You got your peanut butter in my chocolate.” Plus, it’s protein, right?
10. Cheetos: Summer nights and sandy beach days just wouldn’t be the same without that orange finger dust that seems impossible to wash off.

I really want my kids to enjoy the simple pleasures of childhood, and these snacks are definitely part of that experience. If you’re interested in more about parenting and home insemination, check out our other blog post here. For more resources on fertility, visit this site, and for helpful information on infertility, check out this excellent resource.

In summary, these classic junk foods aren’t just about taste; they’re about creating memories and sharing experiences. So yes, I’ll keep indulging my kids with these treats!