5 Insights Your Child-Free Friends Wish You Knew About Our Lives

Hey there, amazing parents! I genuinely adore you and your little ones. Being an uncle to your kiddos is mostly fantastic, except for those moments when you forget that I don’t have kids myself. I totally get that it’s just a part of that “parenting brain” thing—no hard feelings! Still, here’s a fun list of things I’m enjoying that you might not be able to relate to—at least for now.

1. Weekend Sleep-Ins

Please refrain from calling me at the crack of dawn on a Saturday, claiming it’s your only free time to catch up! I know your kiddo just burst into your room demanding breakfast at an ungodly hour, leaving you too frazzled to go back to sleep.

2. Uninterrupted Grown-Up Chats

When we do finally get a chance to chat, I’m so grateful! But when you have to dash off the phone multiple times during a 15-minute conversation to handle a tantrum, a brushing meltdown, or some other parental chaos, it can get hard for me to follow the conversation. I’d much prefer to catch up when you’re truly free. How about brunch next month?

3. Breakable Decor

Yes, that’s a delicate vintage vase sitting on my coffee table. I found it at a flea market, and I’m really fond of it. When you visit (which I absolutely love!), I might become a bit protective of my belongings. It’s not that I don’t adore your child; I just happen to like my stuff too. That’s why I keep toys around for your little one!

4. Sassy Conversations

I apologize for my colorful language; I know you used to chat like this not too long ago. I might accidentally drop an F-bomb now and then, even with your kid present. I promise I’m not trying to be rude; they probably heard it from school first!

5. Yes, I’m Still Getting Some Action

This one can be a bit sensitive. I know you’re squeezing in some romance between diaper changes and exhaustion, but it can be a hassle to schedule intimate moments. I totally understand, but that doesn’t mean I can’t share my own stories.

I hope this comes off as tough love because it’s all out of love! Next time you’re in need of some stress-free time, just give me a heads-up a few days in advance—I’d be happy to babysit! Bonus: I’ll stash away the vase for safekeeping.

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In summary, life without kids offers its own set of joys and freedoms that your child-free friends cherish. We love you and your families, but sometimes it’s nice to share our experiences too.