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Category: Toddlers
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37 Reasons I’m Struggling to Embrace the Moment of Parenting
home insemination Kit You know, sometimes I find myself venting about motherhood. And every time I do, there’s always someone ready to offer the same cliché advice: “Enjoy it while it lasts,” “Live in the moment,” “Savor every second.” And honestly, I get it. I want to punch them in the face, not because their…
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15 Apologies I’d Like to Hear from My Toddler
home insemination Kit So, my little one is almost 2, and let’s be real: toddlers are the absolute worst roommates. While many parents lament how tough it is to apologize to their kids, I’m over here wishing my toddler would acknowledge the chaos she brings to our lives. If she ever has an epiphany about…
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15 Reasons Why I’m Holding Off on Potty Training My Youngest
home insemination Kit Hey there, little one! As the baby of the family, you hold a special spot in our hearts. You’ll always be our precious little bundle, and we’re not quite ready for you to grow up just yet. Sure, we might let you mispronounce words because it’s completely adorable, and we might invent…
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10 Reasons to Have Your Kids Close in Age
home insemination Kit Hey there, fellow parent! So, you’re considering having your kiddos close together? It’s definitely a wild ride, but there are some fantastic reasons to embrace this chaos. Check out these ten fun and slightly sarcastic perks of having your kids just a few years apart! A Free Pass on Fitness: Let’s be…
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Lord, Help Me Survive Summer Vacation
home insemination Kit The countdown is on: just nine days until summer break officially kicks off at our place. And trust me, it’s not the cheerful anticipation you’d expect with a countdown like “Nine days until Christmas.” No, it feels more like preparing for a series of root canals. And let’s be real, calling it…
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The Take-It-Or-Leave-It Method for Feeding Your Toddler
home insemination Kit If you’re navigating the wild world of toddlerhood, this simple phrase might just become your best friend: “You don’t have to eat it.” Seriously, it can save you from a lot of mealtime madness! When your little one turns their nose up at dinner, just remind them they don’t have to eat.…
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The Guidelines of Toddler Club
home insemination Kit Welcome to Toddler Club, a realm where adults are mere spectators. Confidentiality is Key: The first rule of Toddler Club is that you do not discuss Toddler Club. Reinforce the Silence: The second rule mirrors the first: no talking about Toddler Club. The Bathtime Dilemma: When it’s time for a bath, express…
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No More Baby Blankets: A Real Baby Shower Survival Guide
home insemination Kit Imagine this: the decorations are Instagram-worthy, delicious snacks are being devoured, and games are in full swing. At any moment, you can spot a group of eager hands on the mom-to-be’s belly, waiting for a little kick. Yep, it’s baby shower time! The expectant mother may feel ecstatic—“Look at all these wonderful…
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Let’s Chat About Scheduling Intimacy, Friend!
home insemination Kit Our intimate life was in a rut. It’s a tough truth to admit, but it’s the reality we faced. As our quality time dwindled, our relationship and family dynamics began to feel the strain. Juggling my chronic illness and the demands of raising two energetic toddlers often left my husband and me…
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The Myth of Planning Quality Time: A Friendly Reality Check
home insemination Kit I’ve seen the phrase “quality time” pop up everywhere—on social media, in ads, and all over parenting websites. As a working mom to a lively toddler, I’ve pondered the concept of quality time a lot. And honestly? I think it’s a bunch of nonsense. I’m all for making time to spend with…