10 Ways to Give Your Kids a 1970s Summer, Part 2

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Hey there, friends! As the school year wraps up, the inevitable question arises: what are you planning for your kids this summer? I faced this dilemma last year, staring at the summer ahead, knowing I’d once again be in charge of my children’s vacation adventures. I imagined myself juggling responsibilities as their full-time summer planner, camp leader, and educational guide, all while orchestrating elaborate neighborhood water parties and playdates filled with mindful kid yoga and readings of Shakespeare. Rainy days? Pinterest-perfect crafts and deep discussions on climate change, of course, accompanied by gourmet grilled cheese on artisanal bread!

Honestly, I don’t know about you, but during the school year, we’re up at dawn and going non-stop for 15 hours straight. By the time summer rolls around, I’m completely worn out. The pressure to create extravagant summer experiences can feel overwhelming, especially when it seems like every child is expected to attend a multi-faceted camp that covers everything from STEM to art to athletics. But you know what? I’m all about embracing the nostalgia of the 1970s summer.

So let’s channel that vibe together! Here’s how to give your kids a summer reminiscent of the good ol’ days:

  1. Roller Skating Marathon: Hit up the local rink and skate all day long. Just take a break for a Shasta and some Fruit Stripe gum. Trust me, you can groove to Donna Summer for hours!
  2. Swim in the Creek: Ditch the fancy pool and bike to the creek instead. No need for a lengthy water test—just dive in! Play with tadpoles and lizards for a fun nature lesson.
  3. Classic Toys Only: Break out the hula hoops, frisbees, and pogo sticks. No charging required! Just let them play without needing a live audience.
  4. Street Light Rule: Come home only when the street lights come on. No GPS tracking needed—just keep an eye on the lights!
  5. Get Dirty: Embrace the mess! I expect you to come home covered in dirt. If you’ve got a ring of it around your neck, you’ve had a great day.
  6. Channel Your Inner Chef: Use the Betty Crocker Junior Cookbook for dinner. This is how I learned to cook—no fancy chefs or meal prep, just good old-fashioned recipes!
  7. Road Trip Fun: Leave the devices behind. Play the license plate game and enjoy a good old paperback book. Seriously, the smell of those pages is unbeatable!
  8. Outdoor Bath Time: Forget indoor showers—just stand under the rain gutter during a summer downpour. It’s the perfect way to clean up outside!
  9. Lemonade Stand: Set up a classic lemonade stand. I won’t build it or help with marketing, but I’ll drive you to get supplies. If someone asks for a permit, send them my way!
  10. Do Nothing: That’s right—no plans, no schedules, just free time. Let them embrace the art of doing nothing all summer long.

So, who’s ready to relive those carefree summer days? The beauty of a 1970s summer is that it allows kids to enjoy life without the constant pressure of over-scheduling. Seriously, being a grown-up will come soon enough!

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Summary

Embrace a retro summer for your kids by encouraging outdoor play, creativity, and freedom—just like we had in the 1970s. From roller skating to creek swimming, it’s all about letting them enjoy the simple pleasures of childhood without the pressures of modern life.