I have to share a little secret with you: I can’t seem to part ways with my trusty BOB. If you’re wondering, that stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend. No matter how much I try to step back from this little guilty pleasure, it’s just too hard. There’s something incredibly enjoyable about satisfying my needs without the hassle of planning a Date Night, worrying about the kids catching me, or pretending to be engaged with my husband after a long day of chores and fatigue.
The Joy of Solo Fun
Sometimes, the best way for me to recharge is to indulge in a little solo fun. There’s no need to navigate the complexities of ensuring my husband is satisfied too, and I don’t have to deal with any hurt feelings when exhaustion or busyness throws a wrench in romantic plans. It’s just me, a flicker of desire, and BOB.
It’s quick and straightforward—more like a pragmatic escape that instantly alleviates stress and tension. And honestly, for a busy mom, isn’t that even better than chocolate or a glass of wine?
Understanding and Acceptance
My husband is mostly on board with it. He understands that I’m a grown woman who knows how to take care of myself, even when parenting saps our energy and enthusiasm. I suspect he has a stash of glossy magazines tucked away somewhere, and he knows I have my little secret stashed in my dresser.
I sometimes wonder if he realizes just how much more action BOB gets compared to him. While I probably won’t confess that my trusty gadget has seen more of me than he has lately, I can say this habit has helped me unwind tremendously.
Looking Forward
I do look forward to the days when parenthood doesn’t drain me quite so much, allowing me to reconnect with my husband. But for now, while we’re in the thick of it at Planet Parenthood, I’ll keep relying on BOB for that essential dose of pleasure—because let’s face it, otherwise, I’d just be a robot stuck in a cycle of laundry and lunch packing.
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Conclusion
In summary, while I appreciate my husband, sometimes a girl just needs her BOB for a quick escape from the daily grind of parenting. It’s all about finding that balance and ensuring our needs are met, even if it means relying on a gadget every now and then.