The 17 Funniest Tweets from Father’s Day Weekend

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Hey there! Father’s Day weekend was packed with laughs, thanks to some hilarious tweets from dads (and their partners) sharing their parenting adventures. If you missed the fun, don’t worry! Here’s a roundup of the best quips that’ll have you chuckling in no time.

1. “My kids think I’m a superhero because I can open jars. Little do they know my real power is hiding in the bathroom for five minutes of peace.” – Jake
2. “Happy Father’s Day to all the dads who are only slightly less confused than their kids.” – Sarah
3. “My kids made me a card for Father’s Day. It said, ‘Thanks for always saying yes to dessert!’ I’ll take it!” – Tom
4. “On Father’s Day, I asked my kids to let me sleep in. Instead, they stood over me like the world’s worst alarm clock.” – Emily
5. “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of dad jokes and kids rolling their eyes.” – Mark
6. “I thought I was getting a day off for Father’s Day. Turns out, I just got a new set of chores.” – Leo
7. “Fatherhood is like a game of hide and seek. You hide, but they always find you… usually in the bathroom.” – Grace
8. “Shout out to all the dads who are just winging it and hoping they don’t break anything.” – Alex
9. “My kids asked me what I wanted for Father’s Day. I said, ‘A clean house.’ They laughed. I wasn’t joking.” – Brian
10. “Happy Father’s Day! May your coffee be strong and your kids be calm.” – Melissa
11. “Being a dad means never getting to finish a meal in peace. But hey, at least I have my ‘dad bod’ to show for it!” – Steve
12. “On Father’s Day, I realized my kids think ‘dad mode’ means sitting on the couch with snacks.” – Jenna
13. “Every Father’s Day, I remind my kids who the real boss is. They just laugh and keep playing.” – Kevin
14. “Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who are just trying to keep up with their kids—bless your hearts!” – Lisa
15. “I told my kids I wanted a relaxing Father’s Day. They interpreted that as ‘let’s make a mess with glitter’.” – Chris
16. “Father’s Day is the only day I can get away with saying I’m ‘too tired’ to help with chores.” – Amy
17. “To all the dads out there, don’t forget: you can always blame the dog when things go wrong.” – Ryan

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In summary, Father’s Day weekend brought a lot of laughter through tweets showcasing the humorous side of parenting. From kids thinking their dads are superheroes for opening jars to the reality of never getting to finish a meal in peace, it’s clear that fatherhood is a wild ride filled with joy and chaos.