Hey there! So, I grew up as an only child and was super clueless about boys until I had my son, Max, eight years after my daughter, Sophie. I was a bit panicked since my experience was mostly with girls. I mean, sure, I knew the basics—like how to avoid a pee shower during diaper changes—but that was about it. Fast forward nearly 12 years, and I’ve learned a ton about raising a boy. They’re way more active than girls, for one—Max would rather battle zombies in Minecraft than do anything else. But let’s talk about the signs that puberty is creeping in, because oh boy, it’s a wild ride!
1. Sleepyhead Alert
My little morning bird has transformed into a snooze-loving sloth. Gone are the days of him bouncing out of bed at 6 a.m.—now I have to practically sing him awake!
2. The Odor Factor
Brace yourself for the smells! One minute he was fine with a bath every few days, and the next, he’s a walking odor factory. His socks? A biohazard.
3. Sudden Hygiene Awareness
It’s like a switch flipped—Max now cares about how he smells. He’s asking for deodorant and actually using it! Next, I suppose he’ll want that fancy Axe stuff, and I’m not ready for that.
4. Bottomless Pit
Remember when he had a tiny appetite? Ha! Now, I can’t keep enough snacks in the house. He’s plowing through pretzels, popcorn, and whatever else he can find—75 pounds soaking wet but eats like a linebacker!
5. Embarrassment Central
Everything I do is cringeworthy to him. Asking for a hug feels like I’m negotiating a hostage situation. It’s a whole new level of awkward.
6. Minecraft or Something Else?
Let’s just say, after a certain age, you should always knock before entering your son’s room. What he calls “playing Minecraft” might not be what you think. Trust me on this one!
As Max continues to grow into a teenager, I’m bracing myself for even more surprises. It’s as nerve-wracking as when I found out I was having a boy. But hey, we’ll get through it together—just remember to always knock!
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Summary:
As your son enters puberty, expect changes in sleep patterns, hygiene habits, appetite, and social behavior. Embrace the journey, and remember that every phase comes with its own unique challenges and surprises.