Let me just say upfront that I’m aware some might criticize me for wishing away these fleeting moments, reminiscing about the days when their little ones were still in diapers. I get it, the nostalgia is real. But hey, I can appreciate the beauty of those early years while also dreaming about a future where I’m not dodging vomit or wiping little bottoms. So, let’s dive into why I’m a tad envious of you parents with big kids.
- School Days
As a stay-at-home parent, I cherish every single moment with my little ones. However, I won’t lie—I have a countdown app for when my kids start school. The thought of finally having a day to myself, where I can toss my pants aside and enjoy some quiet time, is incredibly tempting. I dream of reckless freedom: a house with no baby gates, loud music blasting, and absolute chaos—just because I can! - Sleepovers
Imagine a whole night of no responsibilities! You send your child off for a sleepover, and suddenly, you can have a mini-vacation without the stress of rushing home before the babysitter charges you extra. Sure, I might have to host in return, but the thought of reliving my wild 20s for one night sounds glorious—and let’s be honest, worth a bit of a headache. - Potty Training Is a Thing of the Past
Your big kids handle their own bathroom business, and you no longer need to worry about accidents in the car. They are independent enough to know when to go and even wipe themselves! Sure, they might skip the handwashing part, but that’s a small price to pay for this level of freedom. - Chores Galore
I know this might sound strange, but I’m envious of the fact that your kids can actually help around the house. The idea of not having to handle every single task myself is a dream. I have my list ready for when my kids can actually manage household chores. Until then, I’ll keep daydreaming about the day when I can sit back and do absolutely nothing. - Self-Dressing Skills
Your big kids can pick out their own clothes and get dressed without any assistance. Sure, they might look a little mismatched, but at least they’re independent! Meanwhile, my kids are still struggling with putting on a hat without turning it into a game of peek-a-boo. - Summer Fun
While I’m jealous of the structured school year, I also envy the actual fun you get to have with your kids during summer vacation. Right now, every day feels the same, and I long for those leisurely summer days filled with adventures. Once my kids are older, I can actually look forward to planning enjoyable outings instead of just surviving the day. - Hilarious Conversations
Your big kids have a knack for saying the most outrageous things, and it’s pure gold for storytelling. I’m starting to get glimpses of that humor with my toddler, but if I have to hear one more pointless knock-knock joke, I might just lose it. - Goodbye, Disney Junior
Let’s be real: the shows for older kids might not be much better, but at least they offer a break from the endless cycle of baby shows. I crave the day when I won’t have to endure another episode of a character who magically becomes a princess or an adventurer. I just want a little sanity, please! - Real Conversations
Most of my day consists of repeating myself and redirecting my toddlers away from trouble. But with your big kids, you can have actual discussions about their day, ask them what they learned, and enjoy meaningful conversations—without the need to protect breakable items or plan for impromptu exits during outings. - Less Baby Gear
Babies come with a lot of stuff. Cribs, swings, and pack ‘n plays take up precious space in my home. I’d love to be in a position where my biggest concern is a mattress and a few clothes. The freedom from all that baby gear sounds like a dream come true.
Every stage of parenting has its own joys and challenges, even up to the point where your kids are asking for referrals for their hip replacements. But for every mom who tells me to enjoy this stage because big kids can be annoying, there’s someone much older wishing they could relive those moments with their now-grown children.
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