Living the Dream: A Hilarious Take on Kids

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You won’t believe how envious I am of this guy I just found out about. Seriously, he’s living the dream. He gets paid to drink and vent about life. I think he must have been some kind of legend in a past life.

Whine About It

In his weekly Buzzfeed segment called “Whine About It,” our buddy Jake Thompson gets totally sloshed and rants about all sorts of topics. This time, he took a hilarious jab at kids. And trust me, it’s pure gold.

Every child’s nose looks like something out of a military ops movie. And what’s up with kids leaving half-eaten fries on their plates? Only a soulless creature would waste perfectly good potatoes. I can’t even.

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To sum it up, sometimes we just need to vent about the little things—kids can be a handful, and it’s okay to laugh about it.