25 Hilarious Ways to Drive a Toddler Crazy

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If you’re a parent, you know that at some point, you’ll have a tiny tornado of emotions living in your home—otherwise known as a toddler. They’re adorable and can crack you up, but they’re also incredibly easy to annoy. Here’s a lighthearted look at some surefire ways to test their patience!

1. Dress them in jeans instead of their beloved sweatpants.
2. Give them a hug that’s either too tight or too loose.
3. Serve salad at mealtime.
4. Show affection to any siblings in front of them.
5. Don’t let them ride on your back while you try to do push-ups.
6. Avoid locking eyes with them during potty training.
7. Stand at the end of the big slide at the park—just because you did it for their sibling doesn’t mean you have to for them.
8. Wear those new fancy shoes you regret letting them try on—they now think they’re theirs.
9. Shoot them a stern look.
10. Don’t allow them to push those tiny carts at the grocery store on a day when you just can’t handle the drama.
11. Let their siblings hop on the school bus without them.
12. Prevent them from chatting with Grandma on the phone for hours—by chatting, I mean smiling at the phone while you try to coax a word out of them.
13. Don’t let them see themselves on your phone while trying to snap a picture.
14. Forget to kiss the exact place they got hurt—even if it’s their rear end.
15. Mention that bedtime is approaching or suggest putting on clothes or eating lunch—really, anything at all.
16. Keep them from drinking from every water fountain in libraries or airports.
17. Hold a baby in front of them.
18. Offer them something other than yogurt, crackers, or noodles.
19. Go to another room without letting them know—no warning, just vanish!
20. Forget that Wednesdays are reserved for them to sit on your lap all day.
21. Attempt to show them how to zip a zipper.
22. Buckle them into their carseat on a Tuesday.
23. Say something awful like, “You need to wear shoes to go outside.”
24. Forget that pressing buttons on the washing machine is now their job since you let them do it once.
25. Don’t help when they specifically said they don’t want help and now they’re stuck in their clothes.

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In summary, toddlers are a whirlwind of emotions and antics. Knowing how to navigate their quirks can save you from a lot of drama. Just remember, a little annoyance here and there can lead to some of the funniest parenting moments!