10 Struggles Every Woman Faces During Her Period

Let’s be real: no woman ever really masters the art of dealing with her monthly visitor. Whether it’s awkward scheduling, surprise stains showing up right after you’ve run out of bleach, or your barista getting the brunt of your mood swings, staying calm and collected during your period can be quite the challenge. If you’ve been there, you know exactly what I mean. Here are some thoughts that probably crossed your mind during your last cycle.

1. “Where did that string go???”

Losing a tampon is enough to send any woman into full panic mode. There’s nothing quite like frantically searching for that string as if you’re a skydiver desperately trying to find the ripcord.

2. “That’s a new color.”

Without getting too graphic, we all have our own “Menstrual Rainbow” that we’ve learned to recognize. But sometimes, your uterus decides to surprise you with a shade you’ve never encountered before, and let’s just say it’s not always a pleasant shock.

3. “How did that get there?”

Periods defy logic. You might find mysterious stains in your pockets, on your bra strap, or even hidden in your purse. It’s a total enigma how these spots appear.

4. “Am I dying?”

This thought usually arises on the days when cramping feels like a volcanic eruption in your abdomen. You might not know if you’re on the verge of death, but ice cream is definitely a necessary comfort just in case.

5. “Pregnancy doesn’t seem so bad…”

This is a serious low point, often accompanied by bingeing on carbs, cuddling with a heating pad, and watching a heartwarming dog movie that guarantees an emotional breakdown.

6. “Guess I’ll make a DIY maxi pad.”

Ah, the creativity that comes when your period surprises you four days before you intended to stock up on supplies. You’re no origami expert, and toilet paper is not great at absorbing anything on day one of your flow.

7. “Thank goodness I kept these old undies.”

Those worn-out panties with exposed elastic and questionable holes may not be the most glamorous, but you’re thankful they can brave one more cycle before they retire for good.

8. “Did I remember to flush?”

Whether you share a bathroom with a roommate, partner, or even a curious toddler, you can’t help but wonder if you left behind a gruesome scene that might haunt you later.

9. “I am NEVER forgetting a tampon again.”

This thought usually hits after you find yourself asking fellow women for a spare tampon like you’re begging for food. And more often than not, you end up with a product that’s been buried under lint and crumbs for ages. It’s in these moments you swear to be better prepared next time.

10. “It’s finally over!”

Wait, not so fast! No woman has ever accurately predicted the end of her period. Just when you think it’s safe to go without protection, you might discover that your cycle had other plans, leading to some unfortunate laundry moments.

So there you have it, the unfiltered thoughts that run through your mind during that time of the month. And hey, if you’re looking for more relatable content, check out our other posts for tips on home insemination and more!

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