7 Ways Watching a Presidential Debate is Like Parenting

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Hey friends! Ever noticed how tuning into a presidential debate can feel a lot like raising kids? Here are seven amusing comparisons that make you go, “Yep, that’s spot on!”

1. Tall Tales Everywhere

   No matter which side you’re on, let’s be real—politicians can spin some wild stories. As a parent, I’ve become a master of fibbing myself. “Oh, sweetie, the zoo is closed today,” or “The Easter Bunny must be busy this year.” (Gently placing the wine bottle in the recycling bin…)

2. Listening Skills? What’s That?

   Candidates rarely listen to each other, much like kids who seem to tune out your requests. It’s like asking them a hundred times to clean up their toys or brush their teeth, only to hear crickets in return.

3. Pointing Fingers

   Debates often turn into a finger-pointing contest, and we all know kids do it too. Whether it’s “Get to your room!” or “Don’t you dare speak to me like that!”—the pointing never ends. If I’m sneaking a glance at my daughter with my finger raised, you know we’ve hit a rough patch.

4. Master Dodgers

   Candidates are experts at dodging direct questions, and parents are pros at this too. Just watch me dance around the question, “Is Santa Claus real?” or “Where did I put your favorite toy?” I feel like a politician in a press conference!

5. Boring to the Core

   Most debates feel like a snooze-fest filled with promises that go nowhere. It’s like playing hide-and-seek for the hundredth time or listening to your kid drone on about their superhero underwear choices. Honestly, I’d rather change a thousand diapers than hear about that!

6. Oh, So Condescending

   Candidates often smile through gritted teeth, and as parents, we have to do the same. Whether we’re cheering for their accomplishments or hiding our frustration in public, that smile can be a real lifesaver to keep the chaos under wraps.

7. Cringe-Worthy Moments

   Every debate has those awkward moments that make you want to disappear. As a parent, I can relate. Just last week, my little one greeted a stranger by asking if they were a wizard. Yep, I wanted to crawl under a rock!

At the end of the day, whether you’re voting or raising kids, we all get a chance to start fresh after eight years. Wouldn’t it be nice if parenting came with a do-over option too? I could definitely use a second shot at the “where do babies come from” talk!

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Summary

In summary, watching a presidential debate and parenting share a surprising number of similarities, from the tall tales told to the lack of listening skills. The finger-pointing, dodging of questions, and cringe-worthy moments are all part of the experience, whether you’re in the political arena or navigating family life.