A Real Mom’s Guide to Last-Minute Cleaning Before Guests Arrive

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Hey there, friend! So, you’ve got a surprise visit from the in-laws, and they’ll be at your door in just 30 minutes. You cheerfully say, “Sure! See you soon!” and then panic sets in as you survey the chaos that is your home. Don’t worry; I’ve got your back with this quick and easy plan to make your house look presentable without losing your mind!

Distract the Kids First

First things first, you’ll need a strategy. Hand over the tablet for some loud games, turn on those not-so-great kids’ shows, and give them snacks to keep their mouths busy. This way, you can dash around the house tidying up without constant interruptions. It’s all about survival mode here!

Hide the Evidence

You know those awkward knick-knacks that you always forget to put away? Now’s the time to dig them out of the closet and place them on display. Those bizarre wooden figurines or glittery frames? Perfect distractions from the bills piled high on the counter.

Stash the Mess Away

Quickly grab all the clean laundry and shove it into the dryer. For the dirty clothes, toss them into the washer – but don’t turn it on unless you want to risk a flood of socks and shirts. Just make it look like you’ve got it all under control!

Create an Artistic Mess

Instead of trying to clean up the toy explosion, why not stage it? Arrange the toys to look like a brilliant “engineering project” your kids are working on. It’s all about creativity, right?

Snack Time Dilemma

Okay, you’ve got the laundry sorted, and the toys are creatively staged. Now, what snacks can you offer? If you’re out of snacks, just raid the fridge for anything that looks half-decent. A plate of pickles, leftover graham crackers, and a hard-boiled egg? Tell your guests you’re trying out a new Pinterest diet. They’ll buy it!

Bathroom Blitz

Next, make a beeline for the bathroom. If there are wet towels on the floor, grab them quickly. You don’t want to toss them into the dryer again, so just toss them into a corner. Light a candle to mask any lingering odors, and close the shower curtain to hide the mountain of bath toys. If the toilet needs a quick freshen-up, a splash of Coke might just do the trick!

Time for You

Now that the house is “ready enough,” take a moment for yourself. Change out of those comfy pants into something a bit more presentable. A quick hair bun and a swipe of lip gloss, and you’re good to go. They’re pulling into the driveway!

Pour a Drink

If all else fails, pour yourself a glass of wine and tell your guests you’re embracing the “shabby chic” vibe. Trust me, it’ll help take the edge off while you laugh off the chaos.

Once they leave, you can finally relax with those leftover snacks and figure out which laundry is clean and which is dirty. You’ve got this!

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In summary, don’t stress over the mess! With a few quick tricks, you can make your home presentable in no time, and remember, a little wine never hurts!