5 Things I Won’t Miss When My Only Child Heads Off to College

It’s hard to believe that my daughter, my only child, is getting ready to pack her bags and leave for college. After years of being just the two of us, like a modern-day Gilmore Girls, I know I’ll feel her absence deeply. But let’s be honest, there are a few things I won’t miss when it’s just me and the dog wandering around the house:

1. Dinner Desserts Become a Reality

Once she’s gone, I’ll be free to indulge in my guilty pleasure—dessert for dinner! While it wouldn’t set a great example to have ice cream as a main course, I can now enjoy a sundae guilt-free. And let’s face it, who needs broccoli when you can have a turtle brownie? Maybe I’ll even treat myself to a second freezer to hold all my sweet treats.

2. No More Tampon Treasure Hunts

How is it that despite having a stockpile of supplies that would impress an extreme couponer, I still find myself shouting for my daughter to grab me a “stick”? It’s baffling how my stash is always empty, even when the bathroom closet is just steps away. I’m looking forward to keeping my supplies exactly where I left them, without the need for a scavenger hunt.

3. Netflix Suggestions That Actually Fit My Taste

I adore lighthearted rom-coms and historical dramas, but my Netflix keeps recommending yoga documentaries and cult classics. With my daughter off at college, I can finally watch what I love, like Reign or Grace and Frankie, without worrying about her quirky preferences. At last, Netflix will understand my viewing habits!

4. Towels Will Stay Where They Belong

My daughter’s endless collection of towels scattered throughout the house will finally be a thing of the past. She loves taking long showers and somehow leaves them everywhere, leading to a funky smell wafting from the laundry bin. I’ll gladly take back my organized home and bid farewell to the mystery of where all the towels disappeared.

5. Coffee Budget = Dinner Out with Friends

As I’ve aged, caffeine after noon can keep me up all night, while my daughter seems to thrive on it around the clock. I think it’s time to reallocate the coffee budget to enjoy some evenings out with my friends. Knowing where to find the best happy hour deals? That’s my superpower!

While the list of things I won’t miss is small, I know the days ahead will be long without her. I’ll have plenty of time to explore my streaming options and munch on cupcakes on the couch. Plus, I can finally solve the mystery of those shoes left everywhere! And with friends who appreciate a good dinner special, I’ll stay connected with my daughter through texts (which will likely include her latest towel mishap). For more insights into this journey, check out this great resource on pregnancy and home insemination.

In conclusion, while I’ll certainly miss my daughter, I’m ready to embrace the new chapter ahead—and I might even indulge in a bit of self-pampering along the way!