9 Things I Wish I Had Kept to Myself About My First Pregnancy

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When I found out I was pregnant for the first time, I thought I had it all figured out. I envisioned the kind of mother I would be, the nurturing environment I would create for my little one, and how seamlessly I would juggle everything. Looking back, I can’t help but feel a bit foolish for my naiveté. Here are the nine things I wish I had kept to myself during my first pregnancy.

1. I’m So Exhausted.
   Pregnant Me: I hardly slept at night, waking up countless times to use the bathroom, then dragging myself to my desk job all day, only to squeeze in a quick nap at home.
   New Mom Me: I’ve been awake for three days straight, fueled only by coffee! I’ve made 47 bottles, sung what feels like a million lullabies, and changed 1,500 diapers. I can barely keep track of what day it is, let alone smell colors!
2. Why Would Anyone Take Crying Kids Out?
   Pregnant Me: Just look at that poor mom struggling with her upset kids in the store. Why not take them home and save everyone the hassle?
   New Mom Me: I have so much respect for you moms who can manage to take three screaming kids out in public! You deserve a medal—and a book deal. Teach me your ways!
3. I’ve Got This Time Management Thing Down!
   Pregnant Me: I’m a multitasking pro at work, so managing my family will be a breeze.
   New Mom Me: Wait, when was the last time I showered?
4. I Want to Be a Stay-at-Home Mom.
   Pregnant Me: After working since I was 14, it’s time to embrace the exciting role of a stay-at-home mom filled with educational activities and playdates.
   New Mom Me: I miss adult conversations and coffee breaks! I can barely manage to get out of my pajamas, let alone plan educational outings.
5. I’ll Sleep When the Baby Sleeps.
   Pregnant Me: I’ll cuddle my baby while he sleeps and catch up on rest.
   New Mom Me: Why does he need to be glued to me at all times? As soon as he’s asleep, I’m shoving leftover pizza in my mouth while multitasking like a pro.
6. I’ll Get Back in Shape Right Away.
   Pregnant Me: No excuses! I’ll exercise daily and stick to my healthy diet.
   New Mom Me: Four days of McDonald’s while driving my colicky baby around? At least he stops crying—and I get fries!
7. I Won’t Make Any Impulsive Decisions.
   Pregnant Me: I’ve seen so many new moms chop off their hair. I’ll just keep mine in a ponytail.
   New Mom Me: This mess on my head is giving me a migraine! Time for a drastic haircut—stat.
8. TV is Not a Babysitter.
   Pregnant Me: I can’t believe parents let their babies watch TV. There’s so much more to do!
   New Mom Me: Here’s my list of reasons for TV time: I need a break to pee, make coffee, and just zone out for a sec.
9. I’ll Never Leave These Maternity Clothes.
   Pregnant Me: Maternity pants are the best! No buttons or zippers!
   New Mom Me: And I’m still living in maternity pants! They fit like a dream, and honestly, I can’t imagine trying to squeeze into jeans right now.

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In summary, pregnancy can be a whirlwind of surprises that often defy our best-laid plans. Embrace the chaos and remember, we’re all in this together!