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A Friendly Back-To-School Note from Your Child’s Teacher
Hello Parents,
It’s that time of year again! If your little ones haven’t yet swapped their beach towels for backpacks, they will soon enough. We know the last few months have been a whirlwind for you, and as your child’s teacher, I’d like to take a moment to share a few thoughts on behalf of all of us educators who are gearing up to welcome your bright stars into our classrooms for another year of exciting learning adventures.
First off, thank you! We understand the joy of enjoying a hot cup of coffee for the first time in weeks, and we’re here to take on the responsibility of reminding Timmy that pants are kind of a must in public settings (especially in a classroom!). Trust me, if you have to repeat this before winter break, you might just find yourself dreaming of a relaxing getaway—perhaps even a sweet escape to a tropical paradise! But we don’t want that for you, truly.
We also know how close you are to losing your patience with Susie and her latest artistic endeavors (strawberry preserves on the cat? Really?). Rest assured, we’ll handle the important reminders like “no putting pencils in your ears” or “rubber cement does not belong in the light sockets.” This way, you can finally tackle that massive to-do list that’s probably as long as your arm by now.
And let’s not forget about the joy of seeing your floors again after a summer filled with toys and laundry! We’ll be here to remind Billy that snack wrappers belong in the trash—not scattered across the carpet. Who knows? Maybe this lesson will carry over to home, and you’ll be free from the endless cycle of cleaning up after him.
Now that you have the chance to interact with other adults who’ll actually listen to you, we’re ready to endure the barrage of “Wait, what are we doing again?” and “I didn’t know we had to do that” while maintaining our cool. We know that one more reminder to Janie to put her shoes away might just send you over the edge, and we’re here to help ease that burden.
Most importantly, we completely understand that while you love your kids dearly, you may have had thoughts of dealing with summer vacation in a rather extreme way. We’re in this together and share in the occasional madness that comes with guiding our young learners. So, hang onto those feelings of desperation for now, because when we send them back to you next summer, you’ll get your chance to write a letter just like this one!
Just remember to send it postmarked to a vacation spot of your choice.
Warmly,
Your Teachers
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