10 Signs a Stay-at-Home Mom Needs More Fresh Air

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By: Jenna Collins

Updated: July 6, 2023

Let’s be honest—this could resonate with any parent, but the life of a stay-at-home mom (SAHM) brings its own unique brand of madness. Days blur together, and soon you might find yourself questioning what day it is, as onlookers eye you like you’ve lost all sanity. Here are 10 signs it’s high time for you to break free, whether it’s for a solo coffee run, a leisurely drive, or perhaps a night out (as if that ever happens).

1. You find yourself “folding laundry” in a quiet corner, but really you’re curled up on top of the clothes, counting the seconds until your little ones discover your hiding spot.
2. Your vocabulary has morphed to reflect your children’s speech patterns. You catch yourself saying things like, “But the spicy chips weren’t on sale and they only had thin pasghetti.” On top of that, you’re mumbling through sentences, likely due to months (or years?) of sleepless nights.
3. The tiniest mess can send you over the edge. When your child spills dinner, you don’t want to blame them, but you can’t help but feel like they’re plotting against you. It’s a real struggle!
4. Any conversation that starts with “Did you see…” is interrupted by laughter. Unless it involves bodily fluids or the latest kids’ Netflix show, your answer is probably “no.” You’re blissfully out of the loop.
5. You meticulously list your daily tasks, even if they’re the same mundane chores. It’s a red flag if your list includes showering and making coffee, and it’s even worse if you add completed tasks just to feel a sense of accomplishment. (Maybe it’s just me, but I doubt it.)
6. You have a running commentary in your head, and when your kids interrupt, it’s like losing the only adult conversation you had all day. Wait, did I just call myself an adult?
7. Leaving one or more kids at home while you run errands feels like a mini-vacation. The sudden silence and reduced chaos make your kids seem like perfect angels for a brief moment.
8. You find yourself overly excited to visit the OB-GYN, thinking they’re your best friend. After countless appointments, you can’t wait to catch up. Sadly, the staff has changed, and they don’t seem to care about your post-baby saga. (Just me again?)
9. Your idea of a “date night” has become sipping beer or wine while binge-watching Netflix and ordering takeout after the kids are asleep. You brag about it to your friends, who look at you like you need a night out—because you definitely do!
10. You’ve lost track of what “getting out” even means anymore. You know it gets wild during events like Back-to-School Night, with everyone staying up late. But hey, at least we can connect through the internet and know we’re not alone in all this chaos!

And let’s face it, without us, the house would probably implode. Unless you’re like me and have a knack for burning things in the kitchen; in that case, finding a different expression might be wise. If you’re looking for more insights on home insemination, check out this post on intracervical insemination. And for authoritative resources, visit Make a Mom for your home insemination needs, and March of Dimes for helpful pregnancy info.

Summary:

Being a stay-at-home mom can lead to a unique set of challenges and signs that it’s time to get out and breathe. From hiding in laundry piles to overly enthusiastic doctor visits, these signs highlight the need for a little fresh air and adult interaction. Connecting through shared experiences, we can find solace in knowing we’re not alone in this wild journey.