11 Amusing Remarks for Parents of Only One Child

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My partner and I have one little one, and apparently, that puts us in a league of our own—worse than parents with multiple kids! Who knew parenting could come with such rankings? But hey, at least we’re not in the “no kids” category, right?

Honestly, having one child is a breeze. It’s almost like having none, except there’s this adorable little person around. As a stay-at-home dad, I sometimes feel like I’m just hanging out at home—my son is so self-sufficient that I occasionally forget he’s there! Right now, he could be anywhere, but I trust he’s doing just fine. After all, he’s just one tiny human.

I’ve often pondered why only children even need parents. We’ve seriously considered whether we want to expand our family, but the laughs that come with having just one kid are hard to resist! If you enjoy a good chuckle, just stick with one! You’ll find yourself at the center of a comedy show.

Here’s a lighthearted collection of things you might hear directed at parents who have opted for just one child—especially if they’re a blogger who shares their ups and downs about it. It’s even funnier when you realize they’re only managing one kid:

1. You’ve got just one kid?
2. What’s the reason for only having one?
3. It must be super simple with just one!
4. Aren’t you worried about him becoming spoiled?
5. Wow, a stay-at-home dad for one? That sounds tough! chuckles
6. Aren’t you concerned he’ll be lonely?
7. Your partner not in the mood, huh?
8. Why no second child?
9. I wish I could just have one. So much easier!
10. What do you mean you’re only having one? What about the future?
11. Is everything working okay?

There are countless reasons to have more than one child, and really, only one reason not to—being a lazy, inadequate parent who can’t handle it! (Trust me, having more than three kids is a different ball game.)

The take-home message: Parents with just one child might feel like they’re failing the world, but let’s be honest—they’re just keeping it simple!

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In conclusion, parenting one child can certainly lead to some hilarious conversations and moments. Whether you’re navigating the complexities of parenthood or just enjoying the simplicity of one, there’s always humor to be found in the journey!