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Slovenly Chic: A WAHM’s Wardrobe
It was pajama day at the local coffee shop, but only my little one and I were in on the fun. On that particular morning, I sported a camouflage fleece hat (a necessity for hiding my unruly bedhead), oversized fleece pajama pants (because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re wrapped in a cozy blanket?), and my go-to hooded sweatshirt. I even threw on some earrings to remind the world that I’m female—it’s a small sacrifice to avoid the awkwardness of being mistaken for a gentleman.
Truth be told, every day feels like pajama day for me. I’m practically a walking advertisement for the “People of Walmart,” opting for loungewear over traditional clothing (and let’s be clear, what counts as “traditional” is highly subjective). My fashion sense transformed into what I like to call Slovenly Chic once I became a WAHM. Sure, I have a fabulous wardrobe, but why bother dressing up when my office is the couch? My workday blends seamlessly into my home life, leaving me in a constant state of “I really should get something done” with no clear transition to relaxation. So, I embraced the art of lounging.
The Challenges of Dressing Down
Being a slob has its challenges. Once, while visiting my mom, I took a call in her backyard, and she thought I was a teenage intruder trying to break into her gated community. And let’s not even talk about the times I’ve freaked out my neighbors. I recall one walk with my dog near the school when my neighbor slowed down to investigate what they thought was a suspicious character—yup, that was me, buried beneath my husband’s oversized flannel pants with a sweatshirt tucked in (a pro-tip for preventing wardrobe malfunctions, by the way).
Dressing like a slob often invites overly helpful customer service. Sales associates and even security guards seem to think I’m lost, asking every minute if I need assistance. I sometimes wish I could cheekily reply, “Can you help me shoplift this outfit into my pockets?” (I have a knack for using my hands, pockets, and occasionally my bra as a makeshift purse, but that’s another story). Most of the time, I just grin and bear it, knowing that the price of looking disheveled is perpetual attention in stores.
The Perks of a Laid-Back Style
However, there are perks to my laid-back style. My kids are usually too embarrassed to ask for rides to school, opting for the bus instead. One of my favorite weekday looks includes a nightgown over pajama pants topped with a velour robe. And on days when I can’t be bothered, I’ll just throw on a hair wrap, which only amplifies my “fierce” look (by fierce, I mean utterly disheveled).
Most importantly, my slob wardrobe means I’m always ready for a nap and, more crucially, I’m comfortable. I can still look somewhat put together (again, relative) with a pair of leggings or fitted sweatpants and a stylish scarf instead of a fleece cap.
Take today, for instance. I feel fabulous in my leggings, snow boots, a sports bra, and an oversized “dress” (okay, okay, it’s a sweatshirt from the women’s section of Target, not my husband’s!). A little lip gloss and mascara, and I’m “fancy” for my coffee run. Honestly, as a proud slob, it takes minimal effort to feel great.
Finding Community in Comfort
I know I’m not alone in this. WAHMs, SAHMs, and weekend working moms alike cherish practicality over style. I see you out there, celebrating every day as pajama day, embracing comfort while navigating life—no stroller required.
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In summary, embracing a laid-back wardrobe has its ups and downs, but the comfort and convenience it brings to my busy life far outweigh any style sacrifices.