How to Handle Nighttime Nursing with a Reflux Baby in 21 Simple Steps

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Before becoming a parent, I was led to believe by the Blissed-Out Organization of Breastfeeders that nursing would be a walk in the park: easy, painless, and that every baby would be a perfect little angel during feedings. I imagined myself effortlessly nursing while multitasking like a pro—baking cookies or typing a blog post—all while looking fabulous.

Well, reality check! As a proud member of the BOOB club, I can tell you that breastfeeding is not always smooth sailing. Especially with our second baby, who has reflux. If you’re dealing with something similar, you might find this 21-step nighttime nursing guide helpful!

  1. Wake up to the sound of soft cooing. Jump out of bed before it escalates into a full-blown wail.
  2. Stumble over to the rocking chair in the dark—any light will surely wake the baby. Attach the Boppy pillow around your waist, ensuring a pile of burp cloths and wipes are within reach.
  3. Politely ask your partner for a glass of water, because nursing makes you thirstier than after running a marathon in the desert.
  4. Bring the baby to your breast.
  5. The baby will nurse well for a few moments, then suddenly become fidgety. Is he still hungry? Did he gulp too much air? Or maybe he’s just looking for comfort? You’ll have to play detective.
  6. Bring the baby back to breast.
  7. Nope! Baby unexpectedly spits up all over you. Acknowledge that he needs to be burped. Struggle to hold him upright while milk dribbles down your shirt.
  8. Pat his back until at least one shoulder is soaked with spit-up—realize you’ve probably made things worse.
  9. Still in the dark, head to the changing table because his pajamas are now soaked. Remove the wet clothes and discover a diaper that could double as a water balloon.
  10. Change the diaper and brace yourself for surprise pee—more than you anticipated!
  11. Flick on the light.
  12. Fasten the diaper tabs while quickly wiping away any mess nearby with baby wipes.
  13. Get your little one into dry pajamas.
  14. Place him back in the bassinet, but alas, the light has awakened him, and he’s now ready to party.
  15. Ignore the newly awakened baby for just 15 minutes—please let me have a moment of peace! Crawl back into bed, smelling like a dairy farm.
  16. Listen for choking sounds. Panic sets in as you realize he’s gagging on spit-up. Wipe his face and neck frantically.
  17. Lie back down.
  18. For 15 minutes—until the grunting starts again, signaling he’s hungry once more.
  19. Bring him back to breast and repeat steps as needed.
  20. Decide it’s okay if he sleeps in a soggy diaper with a bit of milk on his cheek.
  21. Remind yourself it’s just one night, and tomorrow you’ll wake up looking fabulous.

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Summary

Nursing a reflux baby at night can be a challenging experience, but with a little humor and patience, you can navigate these sleepless nights. By following these 21 steps, you can find some balance and perhaps a bit of joy in the chaos.